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@philjokes.bsky.social

ex-chef, mental health worker, recovering curmudgeon, urban herbivore, agnostic atheist, rabble-rouser, and really good at sitting.

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Latest posts by philjokes.bsky.social on Bluesky

To Poilievre's friends.

Lay off Carney's kid. Stop being a bunch of bullies and jerks.

It's not okay.

18.03.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2349    ๐Ÿ” 449    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

"In 1994, Ukraine agreed to transfer these weapons to Russia for dismantlement in exchange for economic compensation and security assurances from Russia, the United States, United Kingdom and France to respect the Ukrainian independence and sovereignty in the existing borders."

Failed states.

01.03.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone argued Trump wasn't a Russian stooge at any time over the last 8 years, I can almost understand their ignorance or simplicity.
But what's their excuse now?

I hope every drink they have for the rest of their life is above room temperature but also somehow contains urine

19.02.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump said Ukraine started the war against Russia. Rapists always blame the victim

19.02.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling people to stop bringing politics into a sporting event that Russia wasn't invited to because of politics is some silly shit

16.02.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie for Ontario's NDP leader when?

09.02.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that this is the 2nd time Trump has been president where he could release the Epstein list or find out what happened to him in prison but he won't because he's on the list and helped Epstein "kill himself"

09.02.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just so you all know, we hate your cheetoh in chief and we think youโ€™d be a lot better with a Hawkins Cheezie in Chief

03.02.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You gotta be a real shit U.S. President to get Conservatives to compliment Trudeau

02.02.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Babe, wake up new Cold War just dropped

02.02.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NDP MP Angus calls for investigation into Elon Musk over potential election interference | CBC News New Democrat MP Charlie Angus is calling on Elections Canada to launch an investigation into Elon Musk and his social media platform X, saying he is concerned about potential interference by the tech ...

If you share my deep concern that a fascist like Elon Musk could use the X algorithm to interfere with the upcoming Canadian election please write to Elections canada and demand a full investigation into X's interference in Canada.

stephane.Perrault@elections.ca
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

25.01.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6300    ๐Ÿ” 1925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 332    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146

That's not a guillotine for Elon Musk, that's a Roman letter opener

23.01.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Foreign Interference Report will be released January 28th, 2025.

Foreign Interference Report will be released January 28th, 2025.

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™

#ForeignInterferenceReport #cdnpoli ๐Ÿ‘‡

21.01.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist
YouTube video by Propagandhi - Topic The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist

If you know, you know

youtu.be/cBo_ijfKVRM?...

22.01.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone told me they unfollowed me cause of my political takes and I just want to remind y'all that I am unlikable for a multitude of reasons, not just politics, thank you very much.

15.01.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've heard it isn't safe to wear headphones playing loud music while at an ATM.

Which is why every time I use an ATM I yell out "oh you think I won't kill you?" headphones or not.

12.01.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pierre Poilievre is really disliked in Quebec because Russian propaganda is in English and they don't bother with French

10.01.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which new Geneva Conventions will they create because of my friends if the USA wants to try to take Canada?

Blame us all you want, but you couldn't even take Afghanistan

08.01.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

November: We right wingers are actually anti-war and anti-interventionalist. We're just nationalists who want to focus on securing our borders.

January: WE MUST INVADE CANADA AND LIBERATE GREENLAND! MORE BLOOD FOR BLOOD KING!

08.01.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 710    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you're a dude who is opposed to abortion and wants to make it illegal, you should be forced to get the ol' snippity snip.

And I don't mean a vasectomy, I mean we should cut your dick off

24.11.2024 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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