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Oblivion got glitchy sexy weird.

Wow. Avelo airlines has covered up their logo to hide the fact that they're helping with mass deportation. Avelo's customer service number is (346) 616-9500. Feel free to give them a call and tell them how you feel about them.

Bound to happen. You can’t tariff Heard and McDonald islands and expect the penguins to just sit there and take it.

Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.

TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE.

I finished this!

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Probably my biggest and most satisfying crochet project yet. It's a test of the Little Box of Crochet Big Summer Box pattern in my choice of colours. Officially my favourite garment! (You can buy the Big Summer Box which has all you need to make this plus gorgeous gifts in the link in the comments.)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Hunger Games, anyone?

Oh FFS

Look at all the things I made out of one Little Box of Crochet box! A bag (which I'm going to put a jam jar in and make it to a pen pot), a lanyard for my scissors, two bracelets, a tiny purse and a brooch!
💛🩵🩷❤️💚 #crochet

Being cast in a Harry Potter film has a greater regret rate than trans-affirming surgeries

Gutted.

If, like me, you're really struggling with *waves hand around generally* then please go look at/listen to my new YouTube channel for music to relax and meditate to.
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Latest crochet project finished. Love this bunny by #makemeroar 🐰

Yay!

Honestly if my bestie hadn't reminded me to sign up to vote I would have assumed I couldn't as a non-resident.

Please don't fuck this up, Canada. #neverpoilievre #canpoli
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I've no idea what came over me this evening, but I invented a new and preposterous way of preparing leftover beef and gravy. Oil a pie dish, layer roasted carrots, gravy, thick slices of beef, horseradish sauce, frozen peas, sautéed leeks, red onions and garlic, cheese sauce and grated extra cheese.

Reminder:

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Cheeky lil weekend cowl. Pattern by #knotsosquare 🧶
#crochetsky

I made soup out of roasted vegetables, chicken, stock, and a shit-ton of leftover gravy. It's called Sunday lunch soup. Follow me for more recipe ideas.

Have an amazing time!

10/10 no notes. #CanPoli

As a Canadian, I wish I could fuck up at my job as badly as Hegseth did and still stay employed. America truly is the land of freedom and opportunity

Someone just told me that by critiquing Poilievre I was ushering in a communist government that would "send my comedy to the gulags," and while I have a lot of questions the main one is, have you seen Mark Carney? The man's a communist like my cat is a professor at Yale

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Do you need a break from the bollocks? My partner and I hold weekly, half-hour, live sound baths (wanky expression for relaxation music with a bit of guided meditation). Wednesdays, PWYC and free if you've got nowt. 6pm GMT, replays sent afterwards. Join our mailing list for the Zoom link below. 🩵

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