I drink a lot of gin and keep juniper on hand
09.02.2026 04:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@eidolor.bsky.social
I drink a lot of gin and keep juniper on hand
09.02.2026 04:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every public servant should be locked to minimum wage.
09.02.2026 04:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would the esteemed guest be interested in a glass of cedar instead?
09.02.2026 04:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Khopesh Body Spray, turn good viziers naughty
09.02.2026 03:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doritos nachos with bacon egg and cheese, jalapeno, pineapple salsa and smokey habanero honey. Off screen a glass of chilled spiced rum
Bekfast
08.02.2026 15:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck maybe fresh cilantro and celery greens w spam bites
07.02.2026 18:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bout equal parts pineapple and jalapeno/serrano, some fresh basil ginger garlic and lemon zest, little sea salt and msg
Pineapple salsa done rough and quick, but what's first? Spam and lettuce tortilla bites? Nachos? Turkey sandwiches? Cilantro lime rice? Fried chicken? Why must stomachs be finite
07.02.2026 18:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Designed by Hideo Miyazaki
07.02.2026 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They fit 8 years ago
07.02.2026 00:05 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great fucking album, love everything at the drive in and sparta too
06.02.2026 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Right, any conservative argument from now on should be met with a curt "shut the fuck up maga"
06.02.2026 10:06 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0I quite like the fair idea, hell, would even be happy to man a stand. Spicy seaweed salad? Fried chicken and pineapple salsa bites? Bacon wrapped cheesecake?
06.02.2026 10:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fresh onion and sesame seeds warm my leathery little heart
06.02.2026 07:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0death cab for campy
06.02.2026 05:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really like getting to see a little of the guts underneath, especially when its mechanical
05.02.2026 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tortillas are tableware
05.02.2026 21:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if you get dried wakame it tastes like bacon bits (but imo even better) and i'll rehydrate em in lefotver hot peppers marinade then hit it with a little soy/oyster sauce and sprinkle sesame seeds on top for top tier seaweed salad
05.02.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im currently rehydrating wakame and spirulina in milk with flour, cayanne, turmeric, garlic, cumin, black pepper and just a lil dill for soy ginger bacon and cheese crusted omlette souffle w marinated peppers and wanna try adding this and baking soda in with the eggs before i beat tf outa em
05.02.2026 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0More please. Holding out my little wooden bowl even.
He could make so many people happy with one simple trick
You wanna try that again?
05.02.2026 03:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ring? No, they get a year on the strappy table before maybe life in prison at best
05.02.2026 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you wrap it in wax paper and eat on a public bench
03.02.2026 23:04 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grabbing a nice scotch ahead of time bc i know damn well every store here will be sold out
03.02.2026 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please, thats is SO unfair!!!! When i think of TRump all i can see is the MOST deserving person IN THE WORLD of adorning one of this countrys VERY GREAT VERY BEAUTIFUL lethal injection machines!!! We could even BRING BACK gallows, or guillotines. With just 500 billionaires life could be a dream
03.02.2026 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wasnt the wayfair conspiracy spread by qanon too
03.02.2026 16:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tom Segura talking about how ted cruz, upon first meeting, mused incestuously on the origins of the term "motherfucker" and curiously proposed "daughterfucker" instead is looking a bit suspicious. He may be slightly compromised
03.02.2026 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What?? You're telling me the guys who hate school lunches, children's healthcare and cancer research, gun regulation for school shootings, facilities and financial aid for poor kids, benefits for single parent households, and access to safe abortion rxxe kill and eat babies??? But but but pro life
03.02.2026 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0