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Chatbot Brian, CBB, Boru the Bard He/Him Virginia, USA Recklessly generous, recovering romantic over 30, Scorpio

44 Followers  |  27 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 22.12.2024  |  2.0309

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Grabs pizza and wine, steps into ring of toadstools... talks about my D&D campaign for twenty minutes...

14.08.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I taught a class at a local community theatre. Ten or so young highschool kids in a semi circle. I'm making sure to engage with each one while we are talking. An hour in, a young girl says, "why are you looking at me?" Do teachers not make eye contact anymore?

02.03.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats the bread they slice really thinly for communion wafers

07.02.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel I am being judged.

02.02.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are replacing the acronym, POTUS with POS.

02.02.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A tariff is a tax. It is a tax attached to imports and exports. It is a tax the consumer pays. He is raising sales tax on products.

31.01.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If any of his actions made sense as to some objective, it would at least seem less chaotic! If he were written as the villain to a novel, he wouldn't be believable. How are our representatives so powerless to stop the unmaking of so many established systems?

31.01.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way to stand up for the margarinalized people!

30.01.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of placing immigrants in costly detention camps, what if we made them pay rent and contribute to our economy! Boy, that'd show them!

30.01.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do we transition from a two party sporting event to a parliamentary gladiatorial melee?

25.01.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if CaptainFlapFlap is available

24.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and salutes like a n@zi, its probably a n@zi duck.

21.01.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@kindacutereezy.bsky.social hey! Can I crash on your chesterfield? Just for a few... like... couple of... four years? I'll learn the lyrics to Oh Canada, and I'll stop referring to Tim Horton as a founding father...

21.01.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate all the followage! I'm not that interesting though... I'll try to think of some great bardic knowledge!

05.01.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you are a treasure

22.12.2024 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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