pine/blair

They say 'Devon, why are you so good at giving head?' I said I don't know, i can just

Demon core experiment

roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do

We talk about how most people can't afford a house these days, but we don't often discuss the impact the economy has had on the ability for autistic people to indulge in expansive model train collections

so it's not just the Aroma of Tacoma, it's the Tacoma Dome Aroma!

Idk if the lad in the shoe shop was flirting on purpose or if he was just awkward and came off that way, but "Wanna have a feel?" [waggles eyebrows] is a hell of a response to me not remembering which insoles I was after 😆

If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten panicked phonecalls in less-than-ideal circumstances asking me for advice on dealing with a Spicy Pillow Emergency, I'd have two nickels, etc etc.

Apparently I'm the go-to guy for dealing with engorged batteries, just call me the Spicy Pillow Prince 💪

Tried to find my way there, ended up in a mirror dimension clearly.

Admittedly this is functionally identical to the ADHD Tax of getting several spare keys cut in case you lose em, and does in fact serve the dual purpose of letting me bother an entire polycule if I get locked out, but the point behind it is different and that matters goddamnit

Disability Tax this and ADHD Tax that, nobody ever talks about the Polyamory Tax (paying to get *several* spare keys cut when you move into a new place)

Mirror selfie shows Pine in a green checked skirt and leggings with a grey and teal band tshirt

A second mirror selfie shows the full outfit, now including a purple jumper, battle vest and yellow banana-print cap.

Forever thankful to the transition gods for finally allowing me to wear a skirt but in a boy way 😘

I'm a pretty little lad and it's almost worth not having pockets 😆

Next time someone complains about that sort of thing in front of you just slap em with a compilation of chiptunes I guess 😆

Tbh the idea that music needs to be some fancy high-bitrate uncompressed format to sound good? Feels like folk who think high resolution + sharpness makes a good photo.
Like sure if it's *super* crunchy (& not being used artistically) that's gonna make a difference but it's far from the main thing!

Forgot I had been sent video of me actually pulling off a transition

ID:

Bits n Pieces inamix- Inaharu
In Ha MSMSMSM- Pìccolo+ kimo

Izzzyzzz fan art, clearly 🤣

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Just came Home From Work for the first time in over 6 months.

Not "back in from work", not "back to _____ after work", *home* from work.

Gonna curl up on a mattress in the corner of my otherwise-unfurnished flat and cry for a bit. Good cry, tho 💜

transfemmes 🤝 transmascs

[that awkward patchy bit in the middle of our facial hair journeys]

That's what happens when you rock-a-fella too hard ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Just about alive and dreading my necessary wander round to Lidl but absolutely worth it 💜

If I run into any before then who are chill (we get the odd Makina night at Audio) I'll let you know 🤣

via wiktionary

My knees are already screaming at me in anticipation but I am hype 👀👀

The off-the-shoulder fishnet really adds to the vibe tbh 👀

Absolutely killed it well done 💪💜

How does it feel?

This is why I should actually check the replies before I make jokes lmao

I'm voting Master of Reality 😆

Support Scottish artists.
Not AI slop.

Saving Private Ryan With Big Naturals

Rear of a temporary road sign with TTSM stencilled on the back in yellow and red

Every time I see one of these signs from a distance I think it says 'tism and I'm disappointed every time.