🦩Kat🦩

Here's my ultimate adult advice for having company over:
Above all else, just make sure the damn bathroom is clean and stocked with toilet paper, soap, and hand towels. I don't care if the rest of your house is dirty as long as I can shit in a clean toilet and wash and dry my hands.

I feel like I've been a really mean person lately and I don't know if it's just a side effect of Living Through Modern Times™ or if my brain chemicals are pulling a prank on me or what

A lot of suffering would have been prevented if that was the way the story went

Behold, the RAVAGES of age!

I think I've been in a fog for a long time

no fr it's so rough out here 🥲 the app I was using was Feeld which LITERALLY HAS AN OPTION TO POST AS A "COUPLE" PROFILE but no all the unicorn hunters just post on the girl's profile so you can't filter them out. shit sucks!!!

being poly for me is like "oh yeah! I'm poly! I should like, meet more people!" and then I remember that I'm not very people-y

It's honestly astronomical that my nesting partner and I got together at all. We met on tinder of all places and by the time we scheduled our first date I was ready to throw in the towel. I'm glad I stuck it out that time. But right now I don't think I wanna wade through all this shit.

I joined a dating app for like a week but then remembered that I'm terrified of men and that most women on the apps are just "looking for an open-minded female for me and my hubby" :/

still haven't seen any Lord of the Rings movies in full. I'm just not interested! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess it gives me some comfort that everyone else is losing their mind at the same time as me.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers

Cheer up, big guy!

It's kind of fascinating how a lot of people have been genuinely convinced that the intelligent and mature thing to do is to submit yourself to eternal torture, and that any attempt to resist or avoid that is a sign of immaturity and naivety.

YouTube video by GotYouFish Peggy Lee - Somethin' Stupid

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had a dream that I worked at Goodwill and some customer was climbing over shelves and kissing people and as the cops tried to arrest him he shot himself in the head but was perfectly fine. then I went to the back of the store and there were hundreds of employees taking part in some cult ritual. ok.

Bringing back a classic

The meme says "come and take it" And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

It's a good night for a beer or two.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

oh cool HBOmax quietly ended password sharing it looks like. cool cool cool cool not like that was the streaming service I used the most or anything

been thinking about it all day. I've been slacking on watching movies and hadn't seen one in awhile but this one was such a refreshing reminder of why I love them so much

the movie was Klute(1971) and it was REALLY good by the way holy shit

gonna watch a movie with Jane Fonda in it just to spite my dad tonight

you can't excise trans people from society because transness is an emergent property of free will. if you divide the world up into men and women and say men do this and women do that, some people are going to say that sucks, fuck you, i do what i want. it doesn't get more complicated than that

That thing where they'd shine light through the cel to simulate water needs to come back. It made anime feel real in a way I can't fully explain.

kinda fucked up that everything you want is on the other side of fear

they had to cut me out cuz I was lazy and didn't wanna leave

the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers