Dare Arkin 🔞

I don't get it, I love the old Bond movies. The cheesier, the better.

"You Only Live Twice" has to be the best IMO.

It ends with Ninja invading a secret volcano base! NINJA! IN A SECRET VOLCANO BASE!

To be fair, even as one myself, I've yet to meet anyone who can Bisexual in Peace xD

I can't get over Johnny with the mustache.

I fully want an intervention where various heroes, villains and others all just kinda lock him in a room until he shaves.

I'm really sad they didn't make her his Catwoman.

You say funny, I say cute!

This is me every day

it's only a matter of time before he drops a hard R on live TV.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I don't get what I'm lookin' at here)

On the one hand, 100% right.
On the other... my guy Seuss did some... uh... "art" of Asian folk...

I will catch flak for this but also stand on this hill.

Pepperoni pineapple is fucking awesome im the right mood.

The best defense against slander is the truth, IIRC...

If only DC had the balls...

... okay?

So fun fact about the kind of dementia he has. One of the things that goes is your filter.

I'm fully expecting him to drop a hard R on live TV.

Someday I'll have a group come together like that.

Wait this is how I find out there's new muppets!?

"Would the R's vote no?"

Would a dropped hammer fall to the floor?
Would a bear shit in the woods?
Would a pedophile president shit himself in front of his cult, making them gag on live TV?

Yeah but they're still gonna back his ass.

I think it's more a case of he knows it'll be defaced *instantly* so he's using this as an excuse to just leave it somewhere.

Everything is, it seems. But yeah, Audiobooks are getting pricey.

Okay, is that Perfect Cell or am I losing it.

@forbes.com- Fox News is branded as "News." And your "news" is a few points off that.

The bar is on the floor in hell and you lot keep approaching with shovels and playing limbo music.

You and yours are in NO place to criticize ANYONE calling themselves "news" at this point.

Okay, but so what? Even if this were true which, while I belive it could be, we have zero proof...

You expect that shitbag to just step aside?

I'm crossing my fingers for three...

Hell just hearing it in YouTube makes me roll my eyes. It's so fake, so plastic.

Stoaterboating.

I'm trying to apply for a job (any job) with better pay and less misery.

I feel your pain.

This has HUGE "insane 90s" energy.

Not gonna lie, I like it.