Boo!vember🎃

they can't even think of something clever or specific to say, just "cool"

one can argue I picked the name this year just to get in on an upcoming month for my bonuses, like joining a mobile game and setting your birthday for the current day

You want The Pot That Scuttles
I want The Pot That Scuttles
We all want The Pot That Scuttles

Hey can you fucking shut the fuck up? Can you just shut the fuck up and stop talking? Can you stop talking and then shut the fuck up? If I asked nicely, would you fuck yourself and fuck off?

Hey can you fucking shut the fuck up? Can you just shut the fuck up and stop talking? Can you stop talking and then shut the fuck up? If I asked nicely, would you fuck yourself and fuck off?

If you sit next to me in a large yet empty waiting room, I will have no choice but to sit extra quiet and uncomfortable please why couldn't you choose the chair over there

let's fucking go

my name is November and it's about to be MY MONTH. you HAVE to be NICE to me and SURRENDER ancient carved TRINKETS to me

the liberal on protest day: NO KINGS, TRUMP HAS GONE TOO FAR, REPUBLICANS ARE FASCISTS, PROTECT EACH OTHER

trans people: hey thanks for standing up for us and fighting back :)

liberals: i didn't fucking mean you

I wish I got millions of dollars and stoked a political movement just by logging on and Saying Shit Especially When It's Incorrect

Summer has come and passed
No one wants their ass palm-slapped
Wake me up
When there's ass to slap

Not after vetoing trans protections. Fuck this guy.

Good for them tbh

fuck every last one of them all the way to hell for making this number decrease even 0.1%

a democratic candidate doing the legwork visiting potential constituents to show solidarity with them

democrats: idk that's what a socialist terrorist would do

this one is my son.... he'd do amazing things if he had any ambition...

GARBO GLITCH ART THREAD 🧵 I MAKE THESE WITH WEIRD PROCESSES THAT BRING ME JOY, NO AI NO PHOTOSHOP🧵 GARBO GLITCH ART THREAD

A real image from the real day of real people doing real things might be more emotionally resonant than a cartoon made of wishes and pollution, but whatever helps you sleep at night

In a world where truth has become meaningless and reality is distorted by evil men and their machines, the only sensible thing I can do is contribute to it

They're only restraining me to hold back how cool I am

I'm so fucking cool I'm so fucking cool dude
*Eats absolute shit*
I'm so fucking cool here I go here I go
*Taken out by passersby and eats absolute nasty shit*
I'm still cool look I'm cool fuck you

Wow 😍 That Bread Looks So Delicious

working retail while trans is like touching your hand to a hot stovetop but keeping it there because it makes you money, but you're also really crying cause it hurts and isn't enough money

i make garbo art sometimes

have you tried Not Wasting Your Fucking Lives On This

boo hoo hoo former *ICE director* has misgivings, bitch you *directed ICE* and it's been bad the whole time

Garbo Glitch Gets Sharp

garbo glitch didn't belong here

coming up next.... garbo glitch......