@flopwizard.bsky.social
High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting #smokefleet
I'd like to see you try to take me to jail
09.02.2026 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0go birds
09.02.2026 00:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0doubtful
08.02.2026 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she'll text back??
08.02.2026 23:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 060 years of the super bowl??? i hope there's 60 more!! i love watching these men tackle each other. not bc im gay but just bc i like the manlyness of it.
08.02.2026 23:26 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0down bad for a woman
08.02.2026 23:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100+ cigarettes sticking out of a gelatinous cube that is just getting continuously foggier inside
08.02.2026 20:16 β π 95 π 14 π¬ 0 π 3whomst amongst us isn't
08.02.2026 19:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A Honda mini truck from a different angle
like damn girl
08.02.2026 19:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
A Honda mini truck
the ideal truck exists
08.02.2026 19:39 β π 102 π 13 π¬ 3 π 1Gone Gurt (2025)
29.12.2023 23:16 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0dodge truck owners are always in such a hurry to go home and kiss their dad on the mouth
08.02.2026 18:34 β π 37 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0for the record I haven't dropped this mf yet, this shit cracked while it was in my dang pocket
08.02.2026 18:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0haven't even had my new phone a full 48 hours and I've already cracked the screen protector
08.02.2026 18:22 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bro I just started a new save the other day lol
08.02.2026 18:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You can certainly try
08.02.2026 17:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not a chance
08.02.2026 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prayerfully Hitting it from behind
08.02.2026 16:54 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1Chili time
08.02.2026 16:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
08.02.2026 16:22 β π 1530 π 368 π¬ 15 π 8I do be posting about this Super Bowl I'm about to smoke
08.02.2026 16:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Love rob thomas
08.02.2026 15:34 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0![Goo Goo Dolls - Slide [Official Music Video]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r56veop6j63vcupbhoxh56jf/bafkreiaf3swu7ilwtajkuomaoehpsnywemhwitgebiapbeziygipnnfzmq@jpeg)
Happy matchbox 20 Sunday
08.02.2026 15:25 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Crawldads
07.02.2026 19:51 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0actually I haven't worked this weekend so I wasn't at the time
08.02.2026 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sounds like a skill problem on your part, I've been boiling these bugs in the street for weeks
08.02.2026 01:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0EXACTLY
07.02.2026 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sure, alright
07.02.2026 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0that's a very narrow minded opinion smdh
07.02.2026 20:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's almost as if it comes naturally
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