Buckscience™️

He's just waiting for Trump to die. Or to invoke the 25th, so he can take Presidential vacations.

Trump has gone out of his way to draw parallels between himself and McKinley. Tariffs. The Gilded Age. Corruption.

He's even insisted on "renaming" Alaska's Denali to Mt. McKinley.

And now he's invited Putin to Alaska.

Trump. McKinley. Alaska. Russia.

Connections.

I trust Alaskans to do the right thing.

I hear there’s room in the Everglades for you.

You don’t say.

You know what? It’s a good day to buy a lemonade from a kid on the sidewalk.

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

Make no mistake, Putin owns Trump.

Incidentally, some of the best tacos I’ve ever eaten were in Anchorage and Fairbanks.

Looks like some sort of bivalve, possibly of a scallop-type organism.

That would look awesome with some red Christmas trees.

Hey, Andrew, nobody likes you.

Read this entire thread please

What happened to his achy-breaky life?

Right? But it goes through mom-and-pop stores, and local businesses, and not directly to Amazon or any of the other mega-corporations. That's a problem in Trump's economy.

Despite being, otherwise, a pretty good guy, he really is tacky.

*I can't believe I just typed that, even jokingly.

How dare you call out the scolds? /s

Since irony has been effectively murdered over the last ten years, at least half of my arsenal has been disarmed. I suspect you're experiencing something similar.

Great, great, great, there are aliens. Whatever.

Now release the Epstein files!

The Dropkick Murphys are still kicking ass.

Or at the very least, boycott the games. Maybe have American athletes have to compete under a neutral flag, like Russians.

AB. SO. LUTE. LY.

I'm hoping esprit de corps makes it very uncomfortable for him to travel on AF1.

I heard that Lara Trump told Charlemagne Tha God that she'd never heard Trump say anything racist.

To be fair, her head is so far up her ass that she can't hear anything, so...

I try...sometimes too hard... :-)

And this is why an issue such as transgender kids in sports, or transgender bathrooms matters. Leave it to the states, like Mayor Pete wants, and you've got the federal government violating the rights of people who have earned their retirement.

Protect the rights of everyone. No quarter.

There will be lawsuits, and lots of money paid out to people who earned their retirement pay.

Ah, the VH1 days.

There were no winners.

With these *new* numbers, you can actually make a 1500% reduction!