Ash Wright

I feel like reminding people that any body language analysis or similar practice that says "If this person is fidgeting or messing with their hair or avoiding eye contact, they're being DECEPTIVE" is bullshit because neurodivergent folks do that shit ALL THE TIME.

My partner has COVID. Thus far I am testing negative on a home test, so fingers crossed it will stay that way. 🤞

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

biblically accurate cat

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

If you're dealing with food insecurity with food stamps being cut off in November, you can find local food pantries at foodfinder.us
FindHelp also has food bank and pantry listings, as well as other mutual aid orgs and resources
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

My partner and I have started a tradition of watching Hamilton every year on the 4th of July. It seems appropriate.

A label on a packet of medicine (with names redacted): "USE 1 SUPPOSITORY PER RECTUM IN BOTH NOSTRILS WHEN NECESSARY"

I should've paid more attention to the diploma hanging on the pharmacist's wall

whomst amongst us

If by some miracle I get my series published and anyone asks me why books 4 and 5 are so bleak, all I need to tell them is I wrote the first drafts in 2025. Nuff said.

#writing

my most unpopular opinion is probably that “if it’s good enough, spoilers won‘t ruin it for you anyway” is actually kinda mid & basic intellectualism, based on a trite model of narrative meaning as "content" to be decoded & appreciated cerebrally rather than *import* to be experienced dynamically

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself Shark: a human saw and peed himself Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him Octopus: dude… Shark: what?

Yes! My babysitter had a few of the books in the series on her shelves and I read them so many times!

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day and fuck Christopher Columbus :3

AJ West • 1h Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government Reply 6

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

YouTube video by amc+ Extended First Look at The Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid | Premieres 2026 | AMC+

Y'all have no idea how excited I am for this. Glam Rock Lestat! They are actually giving us over the top, drama queen, Glam Rock Lestat!

youtu.be/dr0q5FHUO1E?...

Six panels, in the first a shuttlecraft from Star Trek Next generation is *awfully close* to a star of some kind. Let's call it an F-type, it'll either get the Trekkers nodding in approval or absolutely enraged. But then what doesn't. Second panel, Beverley Crusher is at the controls of the shuttle, saying "Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot" Third panel, computer text goes " *BEEP BEEP* PLEASE DEFINE "HOT" " Fourth panel, Beverley Crusher responds "Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins." Fifth panel, titled Later: Picard is stood at his replicator, saying "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." The computer responds, as it always does, "*BEEP BEEP*" Sixth panel, SCREENSHOT FROM TERMINATOR TWO OF PEOPLE BLOWN AWAY BY NUCLEAR BLAST. IT'S JUST A SKELETON AND FLAMES, UNBELIEVABLE HEAT, BURNING, INCANDESCENCE, EVERYTHING IS YELLOW AND ORANGE AND BURNING AND PICARD'S FAVOURITE MUG IS NOW PLASMA. BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW, AS HIS BRAIN IS NOW AEROSOL FORM, AT BEST. It's all a bit toasty, basically.

Apropos of nothing, just been reminded of this and now it hurts to breathe. You're welcome.
#StarTrek #TNG #STTNG #Science

Get your flu and COVID vaccines folks! I just got mine today!

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Out of curiosity, I ran some of my writing through an AI checker to see if it flagged any of it as AI generated. I gave it an allowance for the grammatical suggestions made by Word, but even then the checker tried to tell me 35% of my manuscript was AI generated.

Even these detectors ain't shit.

My cat jumps on the counter and paws at me while I'm brushing my teeth. Not because she loves me or wants pets. Oh no. The little weirdo wants me to breathe mint in her face.

So... one of my main characters is having a mental health crisis and the other has been kidnapped. How's your #writing going?

I wanna re-emphasize something, to be clear:

TERFs can fuck off.

Fuck off further than anyone has ever fucked off before.

Then fuck even further off than that.

They will never be welcome around me and my fandoms.

Eight episodes into Our Flag Means Death now and I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW! I think Lucius is my favorite

Ever hip to the latest pop culture craze, I've finally started watching a little show called Our Flag Means Death. I'm 4 episodes in and I'm hooked.

The answer to why people think sex scenes in pop culture are unnecessary is that we as a society scorn people who practice the craft of making them good, and also scorn the very concept that it is a craft to begin with.

It is, very frankly, a skill issue.

Currently jotting down notes for the 5th book in my "trilogy." My brain has no chill.

#writing

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Thought I was being raptured but I just farted too hard