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We stuck our noses back into a book this week and read Reggie's Viking favourite: The Last Kingdom, by #BernardCornwell

Also:
- Video podcasting for exposure
- Another Reggie (pseudo)apology
- Human anal breathing!
- World record w*nker

open.spotify.com/show/1ZF6RvL...

#BookClub #Gooner

Is it just me that has lost the ability to "block" ads on #Youtube?

Yeah silly, just leave it in the road! /s

"Someone did something I don't like, so I committed a crime" is a really odd flex. Especially with the prevalence of doorbell cameras.

This is a great way to get yourself flagged for mandatory Cyber Security training, because it reads as you not knowing the difference between legitimate emails and phishing ones.

Source: That was part of my job previously.

“If you like a lot of chocolate flavour coating with cocoa mass on your biscuit, join our Club”

🙃

We have some cool stuff lined-up for this season, including an investigation at a site never before visited by paranormal peeps that yielded some awesome responses!

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

Centrica; who hike your British Gas bills at the first excuse.

Are guilty of not paying the minimum wage.

Their executives should be in homeless; and bankrupt.

I didn't hate it... but I didn't like it. Like, a lot.

Damn, and I thought having one in my 30's was a bad idea!

Gosh, the UK government's half-baked #OSA resulted in kids' personal data getting stolen when a service provider got hacked? Who could have seen this coming?

Everyone. Every-fucking-one saw this coming

ICE/Federal forces: We're reclaiming Portland.

Wizard frog: Get the fuck outta here, fascists!

ICE/Federal forces: Oh shit, fall back!

I'll say something nice at the funeral.

The receptionist seemed shocked and slightly offended that I couldn't drop everything with almost no notice to fit their schedule.

Just a little understanding of how the world works from the NHS would be nice.

I get it, unexpected stuff happens. But they give me less than a week's notice of the date/time, and I've scrambled to get time off for this (work policy is two weeks notice for holiday bookings), all for naught.

And will have to do it all again soon. And when I explained I need more notice...

FFS. Was due to have a minor op today, so both I and the missus used a days holiday for it. Booked for 2:30. Just got a message to say it's been cancelled.

So we've both wasted a days holiday on a random Thursday. And will need more when they re-book it.

"Woman, 50, heterosexual marriage. I've cheated on both my husbands because I'm a scummer"

Fixed that for you.

I have just realised I am older than Chief O'Brien in the early seasons of #DS9.

Let me break that down: I am older than the Grumpy Old NCO Engineer.

*Crumbles to dust*

It's pretty sad that I hear about another shooting/terror attack/other tragedy in the US, and my brain barely registers it any more. Other countries elicit a response, but my brain classes it as the norm for the US now.

... Why though?

Back together in the flesh, we bring a round-up of nonsense from the internet once again:
- Flag fondlers
- #DigitalID cards
- Super-intelligent AI and the end of mankid
- The girl with two vaginas selling her used lady products
- Uri Geller and alien drones!

open.spotify.com/show/1ZF6RvL...

Why does #Canva go down when I need to use it? I only use it once a week, and it always chooses that time to go down.

So, did ANYONE get raptured?