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Statting*

This sounds awesome. Stating historical gods might be the most nerd thing anyone has ever done.

Bullets aren’t that heavy either. Oh well.

That would have been awesome.

I doubt it will last that long but who knows. Our campaigns tend to last about five levels and then he gets excited to run something new.

That is glorious!!

It has been fun in my campaign even though the only enemy I have slain on the spot was a skeleton.

Thanks! It really did change the way I ran games.

My son used to read the e book once or twice a week.

Spell of the week - room on the broom - this 4th level spell creates a magical flying broom that can carry two other people and lasts of one hour.

Spell of the Week from the wyrmling:

It is possible that the broom could also hold a witch, a dog, a cat, a bird, and a frog.

Well done!

I think that was a holy sling.

Magic Item of the Week - Sling of Devastation - Not enough people use slings. This one is a +2 Weapon and on a critical hit, you roll a percentile Dice and if you roll under your level, you slay your enemy on the spot.

Magic Item of the Week from the 9yo DM:

The Sling of Devastation is designed to get more people to use slings.

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What!?! They don’t eat anything and you don’t have to clean up their poop. Perfect pets.

Pet ghosts are the best pets.

Forgetting plot hooks or being a huge friendly giant?

DnD plot hook from a 4 year old: A huge friendly giant is sad that people keep trying to kill him.

What is funny about the wyrmling’s old plot hooks is that he was so young he doesn’t remember them.

Now I get a chance to run them all for him.

Today’s game:

DM tip from a 9 year old: Almost every article on Dungeon Master advice lists the same boring ten “tips”. I have created 384 tips and they are all either good or funny.

Not every list of DM tips will actually help you be a better dungeon master.

Is there a minimum strength score for a bicep vein?

Last month.

DM Tip from a 9 year old - You will get a lot of experience handling unexpected situations if you run games for kids.

Want to be a better Dungeon Master for your adult players? Run some games for kids.

I am chuckling along with you. That is funny.

DM Tip from a 9 year old: Make sure you communicate your desires about the game before you get mad at your players for doing things you don’t like.

It is amazing how many problems talking can solve.

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I can barely keep track of the 10 shirts I own and which ones I have worn to recent events. I can’t imagine trying to remember which nerd shirts you have worn when you have so many.

I lived in north Texas for a while and we would get the nastiest ice storms but never any snow.

Great pictures! I see your child playing Klask - my kid loves that game.

I am always excited for the first snow fall and then within the week I will be ready for Spring.

Antelope island is a special place that always refreshes my soul.