F*Ing Around

squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in bed wearing a nightcap and a hat . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in bed wearing a nightcap and a hat .

There are industrial leaf blowers being used nearby and I'm having violent thoughts about it. It's early... And it's Monday!

(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal

"Can you turn the door off? I mean, can you close the garage door? Ugh!! Can you close the screen door. That's what I meant."

#brainfog #chronicillness #disability

TOH, starting to walk away: "I'm going to put the kid to bed."

Me: "Ok. I'm going to keep reading my #monstersmut, then."

TOH stops walking. Pauses. Slowly turns towards me. Blinks. A smirk appears. "I love you."

💙📚🌶️ @th3otherhalf.bsky.social

And the medications that make one symptom better but give you three other side effects, so they give you more meds to cover those side effects and then even more meds to cover the side effects from the newest meds, and so on...

Have you seen the cubic rule of food identification? My other half has been drilling it into everyone he meets for years, and it's starting to rub off on me.

a man with long black hair is sitting on the floor ALT: a man with long black hair is sitting on the floor

I hate US medical care. From the doctors to the insurance. I hate it.

If you leave them flat, yes. But if you fold them, no.

Great News Trump Doesn’t Want You To See (But We Do) Texas teens marched, Ossoff preached fire, Newsom delivered, and Colbert defied censorship

Texas Teens Marched, Ossoff Preached Fire, Newsom Delivered, and Colbert Defied Censorship

The resistance is alive and it's everywhere

These comments have been highly entertaining and highly informative. Thank you, everyone! 🥳

If you fold your pancake like a taco, it's a taco!

I guess that makes it better. 😊

Why are people trying to take Tuesdays away from tacos? If pancakes get a day, shouldn't it be on the weekend for brunch reasons? (But to be real, I've never heard of it before.)

There should be a new law where #politicians can't say partial sentences when campaigning. For example, "I promise to cut income taxes in half" but leave out "for the rich."

I just looked over to see @th3otherhalf.bsky.social with a measuring tape at his crotch.

Keep pressuring to revel the #UnredactedTrumpEpsteinFiles

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Is it just me, or is #NBC intentionally making live #Olympics coverage unwatchable so people sign up for their app and they make more $? It's 80% ads and side coverage and 20% sport. #MilanCortina is not enjoyable to watch. 😞

I'm making zucchini bread today! Yours looks great; I hope mine turns out as well.

Where is the outrage?

*As part of the files

Don't they have videos?

He had to put all his people in place who were in the files before it got released in any form. Then, he's changing the narrative from 'arrest them all' to "how can we run the government if they're all arrested?' Just another round of manipulation.

Jesus Christ doesn’t care that the Dow crossed 50,000 when people can’t afford food.

I mean, they're opioids, but still. They don't work on my regular pain. Also, I'm high!

You know what's strange as a #chronicillness person? When pain meds actually help. I'm still fighting complications from surgery I had weeks ago, and pain meds are helping! Is this what normal people feel like?

TOH got a quick glimpse of my phone screen while I was online shopping.
"Are you shopping for whips? I'm game, I'm just wondering."

The whips in question:

a man in a pirate costume is swimming in the water and says wet again . ALT: a man in a pirate costume is swimming in the water and says wet again .

TFW you ask your partner for something nonsexual AND you say please, but he raises an eyebrow and waits for you to say Sir.

#bdsm #sub #bratsub #consentissexy

"How'd you feel on the Oxy?"
"I don't think my feet would have known what the floor was."
"So, it worked. Good."

#chronicillness #disability #surgeryrecovery

Wow. They're really on a roll tonight, huh?