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Robert Herbes Fledgling comic artist/writer, aspiring animator, accomplished storyteller. Comm/price sheet is WIP. He/Him

21 Followers  |  53 Following  |  83 Posts  |  Joined: 08.10.2023  |  1.7894

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Working at the paint store:
Cust: 'You got that sale going?'
Me: 'Yes, 40% off paint and stains'
Cust: 'Does that include primer?'
Me: 'No.'
Cust: 'Isn't primer paint?'
Me: 'Specifically no.''

25.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a silent auction at the local art scene place here. I drew, inked, and markered up a little canvas. I'd like to show it to you but the Ai would gobble it up.

I'd love to share my art, but the internet isn't a safe place.

05.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weak Old Man in Cheif trips upstairs and compensates by sending a military against its own citizens. Pathetic.

09.06.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white drawing of Animal from The Muppets at the drum set.

Black and white drawing of Animal from The Muppets at the drum set.

Animal by Jim Mahfood.
#comics #art #muppets

06.06.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I'm back! I got feelings but I'm full of hyperbole.

Do you think they still teach about John Henry in school?

26.05.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sebastian Gorka can suck an entire library of dicks.

18.04.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LET LOOSE THE SPACE HERO.

AVAILABLE NOW!

BEAR WITNESS… OR BE SQUARE!

Support the album through Bandcamp:
summonfish.bandcamp.com/album/space-he…

Or just listen on YouTube!
youtu.be/yzyU071d-wA?siοΏ½οΏ½οΏ½

Enjoy SUMMONFISH MUSIC responsibly.

12.04.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

'But it's so convenient,' Said the railway workers, "Don't worry so much." They showered praise and continued coming back for more, even though the Steam Engine's design was only ever to replace them.

08.04.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks tend to imagine a future where we all have robot servants. When robot servants come out it will only be the rich and powerful that will get them. You and I will not get robot servants.

08.04.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's hoping you and yours are unaffected by all this.

31.03.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If artists put their souls into their works, generative AI is a robot regurgitating pulped up human souls.

24.02.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My battle brothers ride the coke tray OF DEATH!

22.02.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prepping for a tournament at the local game store. Doing my nerd homework so I use my toy soldiers well. It's a nice distraction.

22.02.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At this point, I don't even know if that's the better question.

Here's an elf lady I'm working on. Plots and plans, I guess.

Alt text seems nice and all. Feels too easily scrapeable for abominable AI.

13.02.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No forgiveness for traitors.

08.02.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn't sleep. Drew skellies.

03.02.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An angry goblin wielding a spiked ball on a chain and wearing a pointed hat.

An angry goblin wielding a spiked ball on a chain and wearing a pointed hat.

I felt like posting angry goblin again

21.01.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ink underway.

21.01.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Infant mortality worldwide has been seeing a decrease.

20.01.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here. I drew some cats for ya.

19.01.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Think I over did the scene on this one. We'll see when the ink hits it.

16.01.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bleh.

Haven't drawn in a while, working my way back into into it.

16.01.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My roommate and I have organized and played out the first 3 'n a half turns of his Everyone vs. the Emperor new years game! It was a blast! It is a hard fought battle still underway, but the gilded heroes of the Imperium are standing strong!

#Warhammer #40k #wargamming

12.01.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made this ten years ago and I'll be damned if it still doesn't fit.

18.12.2024 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, get it homie.

14.12.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to the local game shop's magic the gathering night and got rofflestomped. I don't know if I wanna spend the time reworking my decks.

Some of the loops and combos are craaaaazy.

#mtg #lgs (are these right?)

06.12.2024 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been doing a bit of art again, which is nice. It's not ready yet. When it is, I don't know how I feel about posting it.

The internet was never a nice place I suppose. But it feels actively predatorial now.

All the theives and rats will infiltrate here too.

06.12.2024 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D'ya figure being above the law is gonna trickle down too?

01.12.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a good thing ripped jeans appear to popular again, 'cause my shits are all falling apart.

01.12.2024 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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