Max Bean

#nottheonion
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So I guess "Move fast and break things" isn't as cool as we had been told.

“They’re Scared Shitless”: The Threat of Political Violence Informing Trump’s Grip on Congress With the president smashing norm after norm, even lawmakers within his party have feared for their personal safety, and at least one has told confidants that it has swayed his decision-making.

#profileincowardice

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An 11-year-old girl in Texas died by suicide after she was bullied about her family’s immigration status, her mother says | CNN A young girl in Texas died by suicide after being bullied about her family’s immigration’s status, according to her family.

This breaks my heart. It also doesn't surprise me
🙁
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I laughed when I first read this. Then I read it again. 😮
"Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources say"
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CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp Accused of Sexually Assaulting Man at Bar American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp has been accused of sexually assaulting a man at a bar in a bombshell report released just days before the CPAC’s D.C. Convention. The allegations, fi...

Talk about a kink... I guess you can call it getting schlapped in a bar.
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I wonder when those giant barn rooftop trump flags start coming down.

"Farmers on the hook for millions after Trump freezes USDA funds"

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Wait. WE are the shithole? 🤡

Provinces respond to Trump tariffs by pulling U.S. liquor from shelves | CBC News Premier Doug Ford has ordered the LCBO to strip its shelves of American products in response to the U.S. imposing 25 per cent tariffs on most Canadian imports starting Tuesday.

No booze foy you!
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FAFO, senator.

You did this. You made this monster.

I guess it's because the helicopter was a Black Hawk?

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Simple question shows how China's DeepSeek super-AI censors history Within a week of its announcement, DeepSeek had overtaken ChatGPT as the most downloaded application on the US App Store.

Nothing to see here.
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Donald Trump Jr. Is Thrilled About Dad Sending His Fiancée to Greece The younger Trump said he was “so proud” of Kimberly Guilfoyle—as pictures emerged of him with another woman.

#soproud
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YouTube video by Movieclips Jaws (1975) - The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Thing Scene (3/10) | Movieclips

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All things weepy

Who doesn't love a good come back story? #imbeingironic
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‘Record Small Majority!’ CNN’s Harry Enten Breaks Down How Just One GOP Defection Can Sink Any House Bill CNN data reporter Harry Enten broke how just one GOP defection could kill any House bill in the upcoming Congress next year.

That's some mandate
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This is brutal. And unsurprising.
#dontmesswithtexas
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YouTube video by Rapid Trailer POPEYE: THE SLAYER MAN Official Trailer (2025) Horror Movie HD

WTF?
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#buffering

Hmmm... what to say? Dunno.

Ugggh. It's the shitty icing on top.