Dark Satanic Mills

The pottery scene in Ghost, but with a gyro spit

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Episode 8 has dropped! Hella Presumptuous!

Episode 8 of Hella Foggy digs into the myths people cling to about the Bay Area. includes: a shameful confession of a movie marquee detournement, a dark cod liver oil family story, and, naturally, bread bowls
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what i love about buddhist art vs christian art is the buddha or bodhisattva usually looks like they would be comfortable farting.

i am not joking.

yes elvis and the beatles were very talented people, but can we stop having them resurrected every couple of years? there have been other very talented people in the past 60 years. Like Gwar.

.@AveloAir is some third tier regional airline that has a very lucrative contract with ICE

Czar Nicolas used to show his Fabrege eggs to his chickens, in order to establish his dominance. His full title was "Царь всея Руси, и кур" ("Czar of All the Russias, and Chickens")

not going to lie: those little electric dirt bikes little dweebs are riding around on are rad, and if i were middle school goon instead of a middle-aged Sasquatch i would ride the hell out of one if I could

Greenland > Orange Man

At this late date, if you support Trump, what the hell are you doing? His mind is gone. Greenland is personally "psychologically important" to him. He's insane.

YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO Earth, Wind & Fire - Serpentine Fire (Audio)

It feels shitty to be American these days, because the fuckers did what we knew they were capable of. Don't forget we are capable of good things, too. That's what they want to you forget. Earth Wind and Fire belongs to us. That's an undeniable truth.

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the ad agency that does recruitment ads for ICE is called Innovative Politics. They are an arm of an agency called "People Who Think". They are located in Louisiana, (985) 809-1975.

the ad agency that does recruitment ads for ICE is called Innovative Politics. They are located in Louisiana, (985) 809-1975.

i havent seen any of the Now You See Me movies, but they look like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

not going to lie… Ulrike Meinhof was kinda cute

I am grateful and humbled. And excited. And grateful. excited and humbled. and eager to learn. Grateful, humble, excited, eager to learn AND to contribute.

I'm also visibly aroused. #linkedin

The Strange Logic of Socialist Advertising in the 20th Century How consumer marketing worked in a world without markets.

Ever wonder if advertising existed in communist countries? It did—but it worked completely differently than what we’re used to l. My latest substack.

The Strange Logic of Socialist Advertising in the 20th Century How consumer marketing worked in a world without markets.

Ever wonder if advertising existed in communist countries? It did—but it worked completely differently than what we’re used to l. My latest substack.

a kink that has emerged in me over the past few years is folding towels straight out of dryer. i love that shit.

(note: it’s not a literal kink. i don’t get aroused or anything. i just find it satisfying.)

i don’t know anything about anything, but whenever i see a picture of the James Webb telescope it looks like it’s poorly wrapped in janky aluminum foil like a Ding Dong.

greg’s Substack | greg mills | Substack My personal Substack. Click to read greg’s Substack, by greg mills, a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.

Two things I’m attempting in 2026 (among other stuff):
1) Growing my Substack itsjustthoughts.substack.com – the home for all my writing

2) Expanding the audience for Wayne & my podcast Hella Foggy
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– about growing up and living in the Bay Area

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My Three Dads

The first Armenian that came to North America settled in Jamestown, Virginia in 1618.

They called him Martin the Armenian.

I want to date one them saxon chicks, a nice gal with a name like Æðelþryð.

Hella Foggy – Episode 05: Hella Cursive Podcast Episode · Hella Foggy · 12/27/2025 · 41m

Happy New Year, friendos. It’s the last Hella Foggy of the year. Granted, we’ve only been doing this for a month, but still.

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Caspar is the ghost of Prince Alexei Romanov

Thomas Kinkade Painter of Light(tm) limited edition prosthetic eyes

i wish i had his rizz

thank you, beth. exactly