Mike Vrabel

Hand me my paper bag I’ve got hope again

a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word genius is on the screen . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word genius is on the screen .

Ah, the old hire the manager we fired to hire the manager we just fired strategy.

Thanks, @AP, just what we all needed to see, unsolicited, first thing on Monday morning. WTF.

Image of the East Wing of the White House under demolition; construction equipment is present, and American flags are displayed. The building appears significantly damaged with remnants visible.

We were all relieved that this didn’t happen on 9/11.

At the root of the whole "vaccines cause autism" thing, is this ugly easter egg that anti-vaxxers would rather their children die of a preventable disease than be autistic...and that is a wildly insulting, piping hot, piss-soaked garbage position to take.

The family is asking for prayers so yall be sending em up!

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Pretty nice weather, as far as raptures go.

YESSSS

I needed this.

If you're in the U.S. and haven't gotten the 2025-2026 #COVID19 vaccine yet, experts are recommending you get it this week. Some states may restrict access to it after the ACIP (Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices) meets on Friday, as RFKJr has packed the committee with anti-vaxxers.

Which god? Xenu? Thor?

Our nation is secular. Our loyalty belongs to the Constitution and We the People, not a deity.

Enough.

We don't want to scare you, but 'intimidate' comes from 'timid.'

children in minneapolis shot while praying, children in DC passing armed military when they take the metro to school, this country is so sick

Not until they move to a relegation/promotion system

All of this.

Well NOW where am I going to get my radioactive shrimp? 😩😩😩

Sure would be cool if we lived in a world where poor and working-class people ever got a real, genuine chance to devote themselves to their art practice, their studies, and—frankly—their own lives

Tabby cat, passed out, holding a blanket-covered human leg

Colette’s cuteness is in overdrive tonight. #CatsofBluesky

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

GOOD BUFFALO 🦬

No, you did not give those of us who happened to look like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor any due process. And that was profoundly wrong. It destroyed our lives.

Yes, murder is wrong. That’s a basic moral truth—not exclusive to Christianity.

What is wrong is forcing children to sit in classrooms where the government tells them they must “have no other gods.”

Religious freedom means freedom from government-imposed religion.

Approve.

Oh HELL yeah. Go get 'em!

To the jagweed who took my @abigailspanberger.com campaign sign out of my yard and stuffed it in my dumpster: Thank you for inspiring to make more donations to her campaign and get even MORE yard signs. Have a great day!

Give this writer the Pulitzer right now

(This was fun) What perfect albums came out when you were 16?