Dea Poirier

Godzilla Cupid

Happy Valentine’s Day

My dog with a copy of These Vengeful Wishes

Happy book birthday @vvmontalban.bsky.social!! Pancake and I are so excited to read this book.

Omg it’s beautiful

Godzilla jumping through the sky in a wicked movie poster.

Enjoy.

Godzilla Santa

Enjoy

Godzilla talking to Santa

Enjoy.

My toxic writing trait is rereading my favorite book while I’m drafting and then comparing my WIP to a book that’s a work of art

I’m 40 and I don’t feel like enough of a grown up to plan things with other parents. I’m always like OH NO WHAT IF THEY FIGURE OUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING.

Welcome to day eleven of my series where I document myself turning into a feral author that flees into the forest to avoid editing this novel. Let’s get started.

Couple on house hunters: I just don’t really like anything about this house
Realtor: Well you could always just tear the entire thing down and build a brand new house on the lot

Holiday gifts aren’t that complicated. She wants a murder of crows she can befriend that will do her bidding, bring her shiny objects, and attack her enemies. Also, she wants books. Hope this helps. ❤️

I don’t dress for the male gaze. I dress for the gaze of a coven that might need another witch.

Sell my horror novel
Finish editing this book
Finish writing my horror WIP
Start writing another book

Godzilla in a snowy scene with two corgis. Everyone is wearing winter hats.

Enjoy.

Last day to bid!

Australian shepherd mix laying on a bed

Pancake!

I forgot to shave my legs but I’m going to wear a dress anyway. Going into today with big cactus energy.

I find it really difficult to write anything this time of year. So this year, instead of beating myself up like I usually do, I’m giving myself permission to rest.

Godzilla in 80s workout gear doing jazzercise or something

Putting my photoshop subscription to good use

Thank you!

Drawing of a poison dart frog and a flower

Stopping point for the night

Godzilla’s little friend 🥹

Drawing of a poison dart frog and flowers

Working on a new drawing

Plants vs zombies potato wall dude

My kid asked who my favorite character is in plants vs zombies and obviously it’s the haunted chicken nugget

The internet is built on a throne of lies. Recipe/cooking influencers, there is NO WAY your everyday cookie sheets look so pristine. Mine look like they were dredged from the hull of the titanic.

Charlie Brown with Godzilla eating Woodstock

If only my art teachers could see me now

Okay but maybe we could call it research… 🤣

Sometimes I feel like a robot that’s been turned into a human because at least twice a day I’m like—this meat suit requires sustenance AGAIN?

Image that says audible sale with gif of audiobooks rotating

All of my audiobooks are on sale on audible right now!

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Book cover of The Hacienda by Isabel Cañas

I just finished the audiobook of The Hacienda by Isabel Cañas and I loved this book so much. 😭 I don’t want it to be over.