Jason

Don't make me go eat a chopped cheese

You know, it would really be a shame if ICE agents starting waking up somewhere in Canada or Mexico with no idea where they are or how they got there.

In case anyone needs more evidence that we are firmly entrenched in late-stage capitalism, I now get weekly "mystery offer" emails from Equifax.

#America #capitalism #yuck

23andMe just declared bankruptcy which means your DNA information is about to be up for sale. Might wanna go save what you want to keep and figure out how to delete it from their platform if you have used that service.

I'll stop calling it Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.

In the past couple of weeks I've written about 6,000 words down of a new book idea. It may not seem like much, but I have barely written any fiction since I got my MFA. Feels nice to write something I want to be writing.

Israel would probably be the only one. Russia just wants us destabilized and constantly on our heels. They'd love it if we had another 9/11.

Things I have said before going to a cat's home: "Okay, let me take a couple Benadryl and grab my epi pen just in case."

Yup. I've made a commitment to prioritize my own mental health first. They've taken so much, they don't get to have that too.

As I am putting cortisone on the hives I'm just like "that was a really cute cat"

The average person doesn't have the skills required to deprogram someone from a cult. They aren't capable of understanding they are the bad guys here until something cracks the shell of their belief, and that's usually something that can't be done for them by a third party.

what if I like cats but am also allergic? ;)

It's also well beyond the capability of all but a small handful of highly experienced, niche mental health professionals to deprogram the cult mentality that has taken over the majority of the right. It took a long time to learn that the only thing I was accomplishing was raising my blood pressure.

It's been corruption since he created a new department and put the guy who donated $250 million in charge of it. Not that this doesn't happen every day in politics, but the fact it happened so openly and at such a large scale just shows how fucked up our entire system is.

Ep 2 spoiler-free commentary: DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG FORT TRYON PARK IS MATT

#daredevilbornagain #daredevil #disney #nyc

Apparently someone needs to question her knowledge of economics because she clearly understands nothing about how tariffs work.

The most unrealistic part of the whole first episode of #DaredevilBornAgain is the thousands of New Yorkers taking to the streets to celebrate the results of a mayoral election.

#daredevil #disney

Makes sense since the Democrats are still operating on 2004-era political strategies and decorum rules.

Nothing makes a Republican madder than when we behave like they do.

At this point I'm convinced the system needs to burn down before it can be fixed. Centrists will keep helping fascists block progressive change. It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.

The VA is my primary healthcare provider and it was an absolute shitshow during Trump's last term. This is gonna be worse.

A meme featuring a Tumblr thread about vampires using excessive and mixed slang. Skrulls starts with 'vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.' Emiibarazakis adds, 'vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.' Jasonalanclark delivers an elaborate example: 'Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherf***er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!' Mediocre-latinist ends with 'My eyes are bleeding,' humorously reacting to the linguistic chaos.

Imagine roleplaying this.
#ttrpg #dnd #rpg #meme

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

I'm glad they were able to find most of the pieces lol

I keep waiting for the notice that my VA disability pension is being taken away. I don't think anything is safe from this megalomaniac.

I didn't even watch it, just checking the highlights this morning. If I wanted to watch Trump lie to me for two hours I'd get a Truth Social account lol

Holiday peak season buying doesn't start until about June/July at the earliest.

This is the difference between progressives and liberals. Progressives hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Liberals hope for the best and just assume someone will hand it to them if they wait patiently and wear pink and a lot of buttons and make passionate Facebook posts.

We've been training for this since elementary school.

They look weak because they are weak. At the end of the day, most of the Democrats are too afraid of or indebted to their corporate donors to act. AOC, Crockett, Sanders, and a few others are the only ones with any integrity. We need to elect avowed progressives down the board in 2026.