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Uhmn,…not a baseball fan, per se.
But if these guys arrive to work dressed as “normal“ human beings, they can teach the NBA guys a thing or two about not dressing like prancing Prima Donnas.
Jus’ sayin’.

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Making America Garish(as shit)Again!
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10.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhm,…that’s how he deals with Just Dance!
Really.

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Making America Grotesque (as shit)Again!
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10.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…why not?
Once you kill indiscriminately, what else isn’t possible?
You are a…life-giver!
King me, damn it.
Really.

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Making America Grotesque(as shit)Again!
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10.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,….Liberace would not perform for Nazis!
Not even posthumously. 🤣
Try…”Don’t look up“ Whalen.
Really.

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Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again!
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10.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…well, the beef’s gotta beef, for sure!
Tha’s all.

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Making Americans Grouse Again!
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10.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhm,…turns out John Cena could give The Rock,…acting lessons.
Whod’a thunk?🤣

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Making Americans Gladiators Again!
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10.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uhmn,…if I were Fascist, I’d have serious trouble with anti-Fascists.
Jus’ sayin’.

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Making America GOOFY(as shit)Again!
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09.10.2025 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…relax.
Elon trained it precisely that way.
If that black guy didn’t start the fire, he certainly has fanned the flame.
Sometime, somehow, somewhere.
That’s the Musk-way.
Really.

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Making Americans Ghastly (as shit)Again!

09.10.2025 07:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…where’s the “I bomb tiny boats”, service ribbon at?!😳

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09.10.2025 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…let’s hope against all hope, that Comey doesn’t fuck up his defense like he’s fucked up America.
Jus’ sayin’.

Karma

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09.10.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…hey, what in the world could go wrong?

The ghost of Tony Soprano.🤣

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Making Americans(heavy)Gamblers Again!
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08.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…Halligan’s beyoutiful!
No wonder that an old Black man’s whip-scarred back, would offend her…sensibilities.
Duh, ugly.
You know, purposeful “cognitive dissonance”!🤣
Sheesh.

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Making America Gaslit(as shit)Again!
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08.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…leave them alone.
They are “content creators“!
That’s why they get a piece of Tik Tok!
They have proven “lie-ability”. 🤣
Sheesh.

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08.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…wish it were that simple.
There are longstanding Fascist enablers in the room.
Election deniers, trying desperately to cover their, indelible tracks!
Looking at you “Run, run Hawley”.🤣
Sheesh.

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Makinhg America Gullible(as shit)Again!
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07.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…Democratic Senators are soooo weak.
Pam Bondi’s kicking the livin’…shit outta ’em.

Insurrectionist Fascism, for the win.

They’re helpless when faced with… Reid Huffman? 🤣
And, and “stolen valor”.
Really.

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07.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…CTE, anybody?
Sheesh.

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Making America Gridiron Again!
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07.10.2025 08:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…insurrection?
“Mr. January 6th” is considering pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell, a child sex predator.
He wished her well!
He’s given her a sweet “jail stay”.
WTF?
Really.

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06.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…hey the Grin Reaper likes to have fun too.
Mustaches and Mariachi hats, all around!🤣
Really.

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06.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…so this is the textbook definition of “unwell” and particularly of “unhinged”!
Got it.

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05.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Uhmn,…Erin’s ratings were no higher than Joy Reid’s.
Yet one is long gone while the other still remain!
What gives Americans?🤣
Really.

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05.10.2025 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…sometimes the hairs never surface, even as they continues to grow!
They have to be dug out.
It sounds like torture.
Did “Russ Vought” think this one up, too?

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Making America Graceless(as shit)Again!
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02.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…very many Jews suffer PFB too.
Jus’ sayin’.

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Making America(1919)Godawful Again!
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02.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…what role if any, did our current speaker play in the events of January 6th, 2021?
Was he pro or con the insurrection?
Think about that for a minute.
Sheesh.

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02.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…so why aren’t you calling it what it is, old fashioned Fascism?
Sheesh.

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02.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…meanwhile it is making a bunch of greedy, stupid farmers whole!
Don’t cry for me Argentina.
Sheesh.

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Making America Gullible(as shit)Again!
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02.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…they are wrong as shit.
Tha’s all.

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02.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…very obviously we’re proudly not!
Eat any dogs lately?
Tell any massive lies?
Ever heard o’ Just Dance?🤣
Really.

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01.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…during the 2028 Trump shutdown, forced air traffic controllers to work as pizza delivery drivers in order to make ends meet.
Boy, were they tired the next day!🤣
God bless Sara Nelson.
Look her up.
Really.

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Making Americans GULLIBLE(as shit) Again!
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01.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…that’s only because our leader is a master negotiator!
He authored the art of the deal, after all.
Tariffs, rule!
We are the hottest country.
Hottest, I tell you!
Pass me that there chainsaw, Millei
really needs a piece!🤣

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30.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhmn,…what’re them 2 N-words and that broad doin’ still here?
For Christ’s sake.

Def Sec Drunky Pete, hot mike moment moment.

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30.09.2025 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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