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Uhmn,…look Ma!
It’s…EDU-tainment.
Really.

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Making America(1935)Germany Again!
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16.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…Ron Vara, is never wrong!
$50,000 is the current value of a greasy, sleazy CAVA bag.
The market is set.
That’s Ron’s true stock in trade.🀣
Really.

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Making America Greedy(as shit)Again!
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16.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…Massie and Mace are all like-

Ditto!

Tha’s all.

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Making America Grotesque(as shit)Again!
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16.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…we’ve never had a leader like Agolf von Shitshimself before.
He’s unpresidented!
Tha’s all.

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16.02.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) Uhmn,…Cow’s all like - Leather?
That looks like Pleather to me.
Yet, given the result, it may as well be!
T.A.C.K.Y. 🀣
Really!

2) By β€œMichael Flynn”, you surely mean Q-Anon,…right?

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Making America Gaudy/Goofy(as shit)Again!
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16.02.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…Obama’s ok.
Morgan’s evil.
Tha’s all.

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Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again!
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16.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…anything you say…Herr Dr. von Braun! 🀣
Really.

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Making America(1941)Germany Again!
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15.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…Columbia University folded like a wet blanket, for what?
Oh yeah, for their educational, albeit constitutional integrity!
Who needs those?!
Sheesh.

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Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…if nothing else, Kamala ultimately knew not to kowtow to this shit head.
Judgement counts!
Really.

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Making America GOOFY(as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…enough o’ the carnival barkers!
There are nuclear codes involved, after all.
He should keep it to beefin’ with LeBron!
Really.

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Making America Goofy(as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…hopefully he shuts her down like the TrumpStein/Kennedy Center!🀣
Really.

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Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…the richest man in the whole wide world, is a perpetually sad proto skinhead.
WTAF?🀣

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Making America Ghastly (as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…a lot of people inimical to my interests also happen to be highly accident prone and or suicidal!
Don’t blame me for being lucky.
Sheesh.

V. V. Putin
A interested observer.

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Making America GRU(as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a photo of him eating what appears to be a dog.
But then how do you end up with carnivorous worms in the brain?
Not Mac & Cheese.

14.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, this guy kept a little β€œblack book”.
His wife found it and then she, you know.
With him think…Soylent Green!πŸ™

14.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…leave him alone.
He was trying to do a TurDucken kind o’ thing with the huge whale and the little bear!
Alas, he’s always…experimentin’!🀣
Really.

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Making Americans Gourmands(like shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Uhmn,…fuck Nateland.
He ain’t simple at all.
Really.

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Making America Goofy(as shit)Again!
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14.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…so let’s climb Mt. Everest,…again.
All the garbage and all them frozen climbers, won’t haunt you!🀣
WTAF?
57 year later, we got nothing to get us there.
Isn’t that abundantly clear?
Right Jeffy, fElon,Sir Dick?
Sheesh.

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Making America Gullible(as shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…folks called Ginny Giuffre β€œunbalanced” as she was talking like this before her demise.
Particularly the β€œ I love life!” kind of stuff.
Jus’ sayin’
Really.

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Making America Guess(like shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And his family loves him so!😳

13.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…there are hundreds of β€œKennedys”, hundreds of them and this is the one Trump puts in charge of America’s health?!
WTAF?🀣
This fuck used toilet water to cook his dope!
Jesus.

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Making America Godless(as shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…if you trust these people about anything, you deserve them!
Really.

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Making Americans Gullible(as shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…Kashyapβ€˜s girl, gets to land the plane!
She rules.
Really.

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Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…once the snorting ends, the licking begins!
I know, sadly I was there.

The Worm in his head.

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Making Americans Gusanos(like shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…it turns out that behind truly awful men, there’s often an even more awful woman!
See how that works?
Bty, got tickets to a documentaryβ€¦πŸ€£

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Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…needless to add that she was inflamed, as per usual.
Sheesh.

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Making Americans Geriatric(as shit)Again!
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13.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…put this chap in charge.
He’ll keep the money thing straight.
Jus’ sayin’!

MAGA
Making Americans Greedy(as
shit)Again!
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12.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…put another way,…you’re the β€œKing o’ Shit”!
Happy?
Good.
Thought you’d like that.
Really.

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Making America Gross(as shit)Again!
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12.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…that’s only because they are Trump’s big beautiful para military army, silly.
Lying, lawless and masked!
Only in America.
Right?
Sheesh.

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Making America(1935)Germany Again!
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12.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhmn,…anything you say, Jan 6 insurrectionist Ron β€œBride of Putin” Johnson!🀣
Really.

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Making America Gross(as shit) Again!
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12.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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