Spurious George

true zappa fans are the ones who understand that zappa haters kind of have a point

“confrontational” disgraceful reduction of two gifted artists. also two regular ppl. biggie was hurt that Tupac went after him. He hadnt wanted to start serious beef bc he rly liked him. Tupac was WILDLY intelligent. Confrontational is what black ppl get called when the speaker is thinking a slur

I love cosplay cuz i walked by and someone said, "Look, it's Sailor Moon!" Which tbh is what this is all about to me

except If it was my last night on earth and I wanted to burn it all down and leave nothing but ash in my wake, I’d go me cupcakke and George santos

I think Arbor Day could be sluttier

Looking back from todays ozempic age, it cant be denied that Nicki spoke truth to power in 2014 when she said “where my fat ass big bitches in the club”
literally where are they

Lookin great! Had not occurred to me you weren’t a cartoon skeleton

I’m sorry, I’m so sorry but I can’t be concerned with disrespect here, the pope is from Chicago and I am GOING to sexualize him

nobody has their dream blunt rotation locked in like I do.
4 people:
me.
andre 3000.
shel silverstein.
miss piggy.

you should have convinced ur kids that you’re basically terrorizing the city as The Toker. Off the kind of shit that gives ur vape the munchies. Tell them ur Breaking Green. Highsenberg. you must tell them these things, because it is stupid, and kids love stupid jokes.

my girl so flat, i get prairie madness from suckin her ti- *sniper bullet obliterates my skull*

change 1. new pope

James Thurber’s silence on this matter speaks volumes

the hardest part of radicalizing my boomer dad further left isn’t the political stuff. The hard part is convincing a 65 year old to play disco elysium so he doesn’t get mad at u for lecturing him on socialism

Schrödinger’s clit. can’t find it? Maybe it was never there…

my gf told me I looked like the tavern lady from over the garden wall on Halloween

there are not two wolves inside of you. do you people realize how big a wolf is

the reason genuinely well reasoned and insightful essays/reviews are so rare these days is because the the best stuff comes from the most niche and unwell sickos who are badly obsessed with their thing, and those ppl are not usually great on camera and can’t crank out view-chaser slop every day

call this guy the joker the way he’s making himself look like a clown in public

I wish Bruno mars had boobs. He could do something rly special with them

call me nunpuncher the way I’m breaking habits

I’m like if the joker was a boy

Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide Mr. 305) And his evil twin
Butpill (Mr. Worldwar Mr.304)

my slovenly and churlish ward cannot possibly comprehend foucaults birth of the clinic

BIG downside to multiple cat ownership is getting up and feeling the night move around you. God damned if the darkness isnt just swarming with beasts

I wish I possessed even a fraction of the raw sexual energy that graces an artichoke