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Ian Murphy

@craftyfigtree.bsky.social

Father, Satanist for The Satanic Temple, Socialist, Gamer, Dog Lover, and hopeful idealist that America can once again become something greater than itself once it lets go of hate and corporate sponsorship.

1,203 Followers  |  2,973 Following  |  556 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.208

Latest posts by craftyfigtree.bsky.social on Bluesky

Already stopped shopping at Walmart and Target and no longer buy Coca Cola products as well as only going to restaurants that didn’t support the Cheeto. Every. Bit. Counts. Bleed the fuckers that want to destroy you and your life.

16.02.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghost of Tsushima was far and away one of the most immersive games I’ve had the pleasure of playing. I couldn’t put it down. So engrossing.

09.02.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once they can’t pay bills and are out on the street at least we can show them humanity with assistance to the homele- oh wait. No fuck them they did this.

08.02.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m trapped in America and I want one of these.

01.02.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty insane that a private citizen can come in, hijack federal government servers, fire people, and steal their PII.

01.02.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 45195    πŸ” 10998    πŸ’¬ 1722    πŸ“Œ 505
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A non-elected intruder. Arrest him!

01.02.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY IS NOBODY STOPPING THIS!?!? Is it legal? Am I, an unelected unofficial citizen, ALSO allowed to walk in and install my own software onto the servers and lock out government officials? Or is Treason only illegal if poor people do it??

01.02.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy one year closer to the end, everything you’ve done and fought for has given hope to the lesser like myself. I’m cranking Rage Against the Machine extra loud and flipping off one extra person with MAGA stuff on their cars when I pick up my kids next week in honor of you. o7

01.02.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember kids, killing police officers is legal now! You get a presidential pardon!

01.02.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cancel Presidents’ Day, Forth of July, Thanksgiving, and Inauguration Day until further notice.

01.02.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sick pull! The full art looks amazing!

01.02.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no government official that can take away the celebrations of the freedoms achieved by countless struggles. Fuck anyone that says otherwise. Black history month. Pride month. They’re all staying and I’m still celebrating and educating those around me about it.

01.02.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Trumps America this is now perfectly legal it seems. It’s only illegal if you’re poor.

01.02.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This man doesn’t know how any laws work and time and time again America has shown that laws do not apply to him. I guarantee you I can’t sexually assault someone and run for president but that seems to be legal now. He will make it legal and no one has the balls to stop it. I hate this.

21.01.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rage Against the Machine should be on everyone’s playlists for the next four years.

21.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe America was killed by a cult worshipping a convicted Nazi rapist.

21.01.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is taking office on a literal cold day in hell. Fuck.

17.01.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their terms of service agreements are much more violating than TikTok’s AND it’s proven that that information is easily accessible by Russian disinformation machines that actively have sought to upend our elections so how they are not also getting banned is beyond me.

17.01.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take the seasick crocodile.

19.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having the homeless conversation with people is downright infuriating. Everyone believes these people are just insane drug addicts that need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get help without realizing that some are just victims of a failed system trying to get back on their feet.

19.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So impressive to see a democracy that has its shit together.

14.12.2024 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back Polio. Have everyone suffering from Polio. Trump swoops in sells everyone the β€œTrump Miracle Polio Vaccine” and is labeled a hero by morons once again.

14.12.2024 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bet. The Cyber Truck has oxidation issues do I need to also worry about my Xlungs have similar issues since the company has a track record of not learning from mistakes? Need to keep all the notes on this.

13.12.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this before or after the Polieasles outbreak I need to be prepared with a timeline.

13.12.2024 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This really shows that Person of the Year is kind of a joke. There’s no reason that someone clearly corrupt should be the most celebrated person in their eyes. First time was a surprise and I give them that but don’t fool me twice. Fuck celebrating fascists.

12.12.2024 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure it’s an excellent joke that is a head of its time. Should just cut it loose here and roll with it.

07.12.2024 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear they have an excellent giant cigar cutter that works wonders against the upper class.

07.12.2024 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t established traditions Conservatives entire thing?

07.12.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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