siegfried

Please stop interrupting the cubs game.

@sickoscommittee.org D2 football rules

Scotland?!???!!!

Are you saying westerlies aren’t caused by someone taking a deep breath and blowing really hard in one direction?

AGU awards announced. AGU website doesn’t work. Clockwork.

Not an outlier.

Yes. Also tied directly to Lieberman being an asshole 😡

Always good to be a coauthor with our busyboi Keir.

Bears had a 94% win probability and are now losing by two scores

Vibes worked.

Younger Dryas glacier advances in the tropical Andes driven by increased precipitation - Scientific Reports Scientific Reports - Younger Dryas glacier advances in the tropical Andes driven by increased precipitation

New paper alert 🚨🏔️ We use 10Be exposure dating and ELA reconstructions to shed light on glacier advances in the tropical Andes during the Younger Dryas. You can find the paper led by Neil Glasser @aberuni.bsky.social in Scientific Reports tinyurl.com/uwmt8rcn

Enjoy your new space home, NISAR.

Involved in the crash in Auterive soon after the start of the stage, Julian Alaphilippe dislocated his shoulder but popped it back in himself, via L'Equipe www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur... (🇫🇷)

Extensive fluvial surfaces at the East Antarctic margin have modulated ice-sheet evolution - Nature Geoscience Extensive flat surfaces observed beneath the East Antarctic Ice Sheet margin were formed by fluvial erosion and have modulated the ice-sheet response to climate change, according to an analysis of rad...

Great work by our colleagues Stewart Jamieson and Guy Paxman: "We have been using satellite data to map an ancient river landscape beneath the East Antarctic Ice Sheet:. The landscape has been frozen in time for up to 34 million years." ⚒️🧪

www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Trump announces Duffy will be intern administrator of NASA

sure why not

Just tell me about the tour, le monde — I don’t need to hear about my officesuitemate’s project 20 years in the making. I hear about it enough already.

(jkjk read about @coschoolofmines.bsky.social’s bestest Geophysics faculty Brandon Dugan’s IODP cruise)

Homer’s ice cream shout out 3 minutes into The Bear… amazing.

Pacers confirm Haliburton has torn Achilles Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton sustained a torn right Achilles tendon in Game 7 of the NBA Finals against Oklahoma City, the team confirmed on Monday.

🤷‍♂️ www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Man, from smoking DMT at Dartmouth to part of that line up in <5 years 🥹

Bad take. See 2019.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.

A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.

As someone who has been punched in the face with a giant maglite by a (surprise! Chicago) cop for asking “…wait what?”, I will just point out here the entire interaction is recorded. So, as I’ve argued before, if there was an assault, just show the video. (They can’t because there was no assault.)

as always, NPG has been a bad actor in our world for a long time. My colleagues can vouch that I’ve been doing my best to redirect papers away from NPG (mostly successfully) for about a decade now. Support your professional societies (which are problematic too, but still of course better).

at this rate, @hels.bsky.social will win a James Beard Award… every year until the sun explodes 🤷‍♂️ (this is a great profile — everyone should read it; I’m also still annoyed she didn’t even get nominated for her “best things I ate this decade” in 2019 www.newyorker.com/culture/deca...)

The Denver Earthquakes

A note from your friendly local geophysics professor: Denver was *the* place for induced seismicity in the 60s. We were Oklahoma before Oklahoma. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

**turn on tennis**
**go to farmers market**
**turn on tennis**
**go for run**
**turn on tennis**
**weed lawn**
“Yup tennis is still going on”

What’re we at now… 4:45 or so? 😴

Last day of field camp. Run with the students, best parking spot at new office, new shower at new office after the Oregonian ran us through mud, and one hell of a new office conference room to make my last slide deck in. If you’ve emailed me in the last 4-6 weeks with no response, plz email again