roz!

im almost 32. i rarely even wear earrings. i want to stretch my lobes so bad.

i need someone to tell me im too old to stretch my earlobes

my bitchass phone will autocorrect "lmao" to "IM so" every fuckin time but apparently "rdddit" "anf" "wtong" are all totally fine??? that's how they're spelled, ackshually????

four panel comic of someone fawning over their cat: IT's TRUE! myah YOU HAVE TERMINAL BABY DISEASE! MRAAAA THE DOC SAID SO MRATI yoU'RE JUST BABY mer

i think about this a lot goodnight

LOOK AT HIM HE'S ADORABLE !!!

making pepper beef like "i wonder if hoshoryu would like this 🥰"

lord help me i have a crush on a sumo wrestler

zack if you're out there i still kinda want to fight you over this hmu

shit still pisses me off tbh

my argument was "but... blood is red?" and he basically went "yeah so" and that was the extent of his rebuttal

thinking again about how the boy i dated in 8th grade tried to convince me that bloods were blue and crips were red

ill let u guys know if i croak dw

just ate 4/5ths of a cheese danish before seeing the dime-sized mold spot on the bottom

i do Not want to jump thru hoops to be a silly little guy on camera!!!! i have wasted enough money on this hobby and i rarely ever do it!!!! and when i finally want to, it's THIS SHIT!! what the Fuck !!!!

like. my mic works on the pc. the other mic works on the pc. neither mic works in obs. but wait! the mic works in obs... on the laptop.
oh, you wanna stream from your laptop and play games on the pc?? gotta get more stuff!!! pay more!!!

i just want to stream but The Powers That Be are making it so fucking hard for me !!!

she didn't want pets at all!! she just wanted my spot!!! i cannot Believe the disrespect. under MY roof!! she doesn't even pay rent!!!!

my cat, my absolute baby, my evil darling, just walked by and meowed at me like she wanted pets, then walked away and laid down. so, of course, i follow her and give her pets. then this RASCAL, this RIGHT SCAMP, jumps right up and TAKES MY SEAT

i went from 3 eighths a week to an eighth lasts 3 weeks!! absolutely 1000 iq play!! wouldn't recommend it tho!! 👍

smokin a fat doink? outta da question. 20mg edibles? get da fuck outta here. two hits off da pen? good luck sweaty!!!

cons of having mono:
- so much
pros of having mono:
- im saving *so* much money on weed

i fuckin finished the main quest in oblivion yesterday and ohhhhhh myyyyy GOD that was some COOL FUCKIN SHIT Y'ALL
and the music at the end???? OHHH MY GOOOOOD
i finally understand

im so fuckin pissed that em-dashes are one of the "foolproof" ways to spot ai bc my ass uses them constantly

pork green chili my darling

pot roast and veg drowning in gravy my beloved

im learning that my favorite genre of meal is "would be served at a dingy tavern"

this guy just hit me like a sleeper agent phrase holy SHIT

like i cannot express to him how crazy that shit was in any way that makes sense. the only thing i got is lolcats and that's not enough to make a point. every time i bring it up he looks at me like im crazy please someone help

i need a person
- aged 32-40, and
- who was heavily on the internet in the early 2000s
to corroborate the fact that the internet was fuckin *insane* about cats back then and it's nothing like that today bc my partner was not on the internet at that time and Does Not Understand