branqueeno

dreams are so weird like hey how’d you sleep oh not bad I just watched a weird movie

the level of idiot i feel when i take the uptown train when i meant to take the downtown. 10 minutes later i am back at the train station i started at 🆒

hmmmmm

is there a civilized way to eat grapefruit

honestly one of my favorite adult purchases was a bath robe. i got it from brooklinen

i’m running late for my gig cause i was pondering. ah adhd

just so you know i’m playing an ugly sweater christmas party tn and i have my spongebob holiday socks on

i always get ads for products for thinning hair, like babes you have it all wrong. i have the complete opposite problem. my hair is so thick that i get keratin to tame it

i’m so bad at being sick. i need to rest but like there’s work to do

DM me with a mailing address if you want a holiday card 🎄✨

look at my cat

life can’t be real. i’m having an existential crisis

and look how far he’s gotten. a passive income, personal chef, butler, all while never having to set an alarm clock to go to work in his life

i feel like i wither away little by little every time i wait for the subway

dating men from anywhere other than the US is better

i had the same ukg track on repeat for my entire uber ride home from the club

i had a dream about the camelot wheel last night

es-car-no

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