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@bjtheunissen.bsky.social

programming, king gizz, and just straight chilling. πŸ“melbourne, australia, prior NYC. πŸ’β€οΈ @trippyloner.

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Latest posts by bjtheunissen.bsky.social on Bluesky

Armstrong has always been a massive, massive twat

18.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haha unless

04.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4186    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 305    πŸ“Œ 540

I hear a bit of Jesse Ventura in there too

16.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dubious technology here is the Google Maps API, not their LLM, and Google Cloud has pretty sophisticated controls to limit spend so this is really just on OP for letting ChatGPT β€œvibe code” his app

10.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is incredible

30.09.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Australian football grand final a decade ago ended on a tie, they literally didn’t have a plan for if this happened so they just ended the game without overtime and held another final the following week with full priced tickets. Hilarious shit.

29.09.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I summoned the Hitmonlee-ass minion who punches very fast into the Cerberus fight and he basically two tapped him, not been able to reproduce but it was very funny

27.09.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having more than one fake bench in the game is absolutely psychotic and I honestly have to hand it to them

16.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they have to explain to Grok that Charlie Kirk died like how they had to tell Koko the ape about Robin Williams

10.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an Australian in Australia I who got woken up to this news by my American wife, insanely accurate.

10.09.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking very ethereal sir very good

02.09.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is virtually indistinguishable from a Dril post

12.08.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a UK law forcing them to do this, so bringing up that the company is US based is irrelevant

24.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be still that guy more than a decade later but they really fumbled 3 with the star child nonsense, the conclusion of the genophage arc does save the game overall though.

19.07.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

16.07.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13493    πŸ” 3007    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 33

I accidentally unlocked it doing some Standard Orders and the cutscene took me out

30.06.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the friends requirement is overblown, I’m in a different timezone now from my usual gaming buddies and I managed to get to the nightlord on my first round with random (we got rinsed)

30.05.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œToo easy lol” king shit

17.05.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Walton Goggins

11.05.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that was incredible and a single weird turn is somehow an understatement. a magnificent 23 seconds

05.05.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man throws a ball in a bowling alley with a sign that says cold medicine in the background ALT: a man throws a ball in a bowling alley with a sign that says cold medicine in the background
29.04.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just moved back to Aus after spending 6 years in the US and I'm impressed at how quickly the sentiment turned after I was certain we were about to fuck it up (waste $4.3tn on nuclear?)

29.04.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œJUST TURN OFF DLSS AND TURN ON FAR, PROBLEM SOLVED.”

Evergreen comment, no notes.

28.04.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yes Melbourne!

21.04.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

07.04.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4220    πŸ” 724    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 46

Can’t help but think that a twice divorced man turning to an AI companion because he doesn’t want a partner who β€œdisagrees with him” is definitely going to pickle his brain long term

04.04.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

stock is barely moving after hours, he is cooked. the β€œI will take you to the land of abundance” is just straight cult leader shit.

21.03.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how are these guys always total goons from birth lmao

15.03.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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