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Doug Oldham

@dmoldham.bsky.social

Fan of old French films, Liverpool FC, Columbus Crew, various IN/OH sports teams. Collector and enthusiast. Opinions are my own.

180 Followers  |  171 Following  |  681 Posts  |  Joined: 31.07.2023  |  1.8397

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Thanks!

10.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad buys big cans of mixed nuts and doesn’t like pistachios, so he picks them out and gives them to my stepmom. She unironically described it as β€œSteve gives me the trash from his nuts and I like it.”

09.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Album cover material

08.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow’s β€œI graduated yesterday” skeet’s gonna be epic.

08.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker’s hitting golf balls on the beach like he’s never even seen Seinfeld.

08.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ9/11 wasn’t INHERENTLY funny, but…”

-Violet

03.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be too simple a solution for her. She claims to be highly allergic to cats, although I suspect she just doesn’t like them.

03.08.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My mom is terrified of rodents (and instilled that fear in me at a young age). She has a mouse in her house and is setting a continuous line of traps around the whole house. I was raised by a cartoon character.

03.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indoctrinate them young!

02.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

firing the head of beckett baseball for undervaluing my rob deer rookie card

01.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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01.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I’m very reasonable.

01.08.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WATCH THEM BOTH!

01.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fruity Pebbles Liquid Death is surprisingly good (considering I don’t like Fruity Pebbles).

01.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mistakenly ordered stone-washed jeans and they look like fifth grade.

31.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sincere apologies

31.07.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kid cannot manage to put meat or dairy-based leftovers in the fridge, but they stuck their unfinished bowl of Cheez-Its in there. We need to have a lesson on food preservation best practices.

31.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they do. Our guys need a break.

30.07.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s give em up in the MIDDLE of the game!

30.07.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, at least it wasn’t a home game they blew.

30.07.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe time for Rossi to be off pens. #crew96

30.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Skeet of the game

30.07.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game has been exhausting.

30.07.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#crew96 can’t close out a fucking game.

30.07.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No rules in Leagues Cup!

30.07.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A GOAL FROM OPEN PLAY! #crew96

30.07.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#crew96

29.07.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which version are you watching? The version without narration is pretty great, but I could do without the theatrical cut with Ford halfass voiceovering.

28.07.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great, another example of technology and automation taking good jobs away from hard-working people.

27.07.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to lunch at Orale GΓΌey on E. Broad. Goddammit, that’s good.

27.07.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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