Doug Oldham

Joe Buck never could have carved a turkey while calling play by play in the ALCS.

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INDIANA IS A FOOTBALL SCHOOL!

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I’m a word short because lupulin wouldn’t work.

Oh, so you don’t mean the on-the-field product.

They look like McCartney and Jackson in the Say Say Say video.

Does he meet the eligibility requirements for the little-wall-outside-the-stadium-of-fame?

If I’d known Darlington was retiring, I would’ve thought twice about selling my tickets to the last match. And then I would’ve done it anyway, but asked for more money. #crew96

This shirt really understands this series.

Jesus Christ, Reds, this is embarrassing. Not quite Roy-Halladay-no-hit-embarrassing, but getting pretty close.

I’ve never rooted for the Miami Marlins so hard in my life.

They need a break, physically and emotionally. This feels brutal at this point.

I was sad to see the #crew96 season end in the past few years, but this year I can’t wait.

One set of unis evokes the pathetic, and the other evokes childish fear. Neat.

Saved by the flag

[Whispering] Maybe EVERYBODY…

Yeah, saw that goal going in from a mile away. #crew96

I might just go to bed.

False everything tonight.

In 2024 it took a team poisoning the Crew to stop us from winning a continental final, in 2025 we can shit our pants all on our own.

He’s better than most of our other options.

Facebook keeps wanting to find me more events like my friend’s mom’s funeral from a few weeks ago (which was completely separate from the kids clothing swap).

The Y2K Taco Bell commercial makes me feel a hundred years old.

My wife got one and thought it was great. Then she got a bilateral mastectomy, so I guess it’s up for grabs if anyone needs one.

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I know a guy…

I was excited that my tickets for the last game sold overnight before this news came out.

I’m disappointed for him (and for me!) that he’ll miss game time, but I love having a striker who breaks his ankle and still fights to stay on the field. Rest of this season’s gonna be ugly and boring #crew96