Doug Oldham

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

This is about the staff of the Penn Station in Fifth by Northwest.

I'm going to need you to sit down and read this headline slowly

MAGA Senator Took Donation From Epstein Friend Before Key Vote Ohio Senator Jon Husted received $3,500 from Les Wexner.

MAGA Senator Took Donation From Epstein Friend Before Key Vote newrepublic.com/post/206564/... via @newrepublic.com

My brain is a random garbage dump. I have the theme song from 227 stuck in my head, even though I probably haven’t seen the show since the early ‘90s.

If you asked me to make a joke commercial to target the MAGA crowd, it would have been exactly that Budweiser commercial.

Halftime was the only good thing tonight. I may turn it off on a high note now.

I may have aged out of the football too. What a boring game.

I think I’ve aged out of Super Bowl ads. These aren’t good.

I don’t remember ever being less interested in a Super Bowl.

I can’t wait to hear a whole stadium try to shout that name.

Two…so far…

This looks like a ‘90s sci-fi movie about a futuristic pro bowler hired to murder Don Johnson and I’d totally watch that in a double feature with TimeCop.

Women’s hockey makes us giggle when they talk about the goalie keeping her crease clean.

No, this isn’t what we want at all. You’re not listening. We want ICE abolished immediately.

Ohio's corrupt Statehouse wants to punish school districts that successfully proved in court that the current voucher program is illegal.

Let that sink in.

I don’t understand why colleagues stay silent when this happens.

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Liverpool have disappointed this season, but I’m enjoying what Ekitike and Wirtz are doing these days.

Someone tall enough to head a corner would be a nice bonus.

As #Ohio prepares for an #ICE surge, remember these are LEGAL immigrants

Trump is ending their legal status (even though their home country remains unsafe) so he can deport them and terrorize our communities

www.dispatch.com/story/news/p...

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PLUS ADD-ONS!

PLUS ADD-ONS!

Which way, Ohio Democratic Primary voter?

The same people who cannot control a city of 400,000 are manifestly incapable of cancelling a midterm or ending the peaceful transition of power. Keep reminding yourself that you are a lot stronger than they are.

I thought Charli XCX was taller

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There’s the first Miami surrender cobra!