Patrick Schimani

the degenerate commander player: heh. i've constructed a turn two infinite combo with 30 years worth of the most powerful cards printed, in a format they were never intended to be played in

the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly

@cheronnymoe.bsky.social

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3 Dinge die mir bisher massiv auf die Eier gehen:
Der Zurück Knopf haut dich irgendwohin
Es gibt einen Bug, wenn due Einwechselspielern einen Team Talk gibst, der dir die Spieler dann einfach nicht auswechselt
Ich musste im Search für Scouts eigenhändig Judging Player Ability/Potential einfügen

Heute Feiertag @cheronnymoe.bsky.social Beta is draußen

Close enough, welcome back Heurelho Gomes

Wär nicht passiert wenn die 2017 Trashtros anständig bestraft worden wären.

Oder jemand Springer einfach sein zweites Knie auch noch zerschießt.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #MLB #ALDS #SeaUsRise

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is holding a crab in his hand and screaming . ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is holding a crab in his hand and screaming .

INNING 15 GIVE IT UP FOR INNING 15

Ich hab um 11 was vor, ich dachte eigentlich, dass ich dazwischen schlafen gehen kann

Now that they're talking about it on the broadcast in relation to Bryce Miller, I can't wait for @foolishbb.bsky.social 's video about Pitching angles in a few months' time

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

guy who has only seen the "guy who has only seen The Boss Baby" reading his second post; "getting a lot of "guy who has only seen The Boss Baby watching his second movie; "Getting A Lot of Boss Baby vibes from this" vibes from this"

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Zum Glück nur BWL, da is wurscht

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

Tomorrowbrennt

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg

Comic featuring 2 ppl in a grocery store: Woman: is this hell? Man: in what sense? Woman: the present moment is both eternal and painful Man: in hell, there is relief in utter helplessness. Here, our actions have consequences for both ourselves and others Woman: truly, it is worse

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

Tageskrone24 exklusiv: DIESES Glas Wasser trank der Amokläufer In den Tagen nach der Tat stellte sich nur eine Frage: Wie kann man aus der Tragödie möglichst viele Klicks herausholen?

Tageskrone24 exklusiv: DIESES Glas Wasser trank der Amokläufer dietagespresse.com/tageskrone24...

it's really funny to live in a world where people are trying to argue that you don't exist while there's a separate group of people convinced that a bunch of auto-complete functions might be considered a person

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

If AI is so great, how come they have to keep forcing it on us?

dan remains an unbridled genius

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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment