Kelly

A tabby cat staring up at a camera through a banister with silver tinsel at the bottom of the shot.

A Christmas Ham. Already out for chaos

Even better if it’s a dress!

That’s a cool AF shirt

DWP gains new powers to take money directly from bank accounts Banks risk a fine if they do not share information with government agents when asked

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We are deeply concerned at the DWP's 'bank spying bill' coming into force today. A government agency that is notorious for punitive sanctions and bureaucratic faults that have cost lives, this will have dire consequences.

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HEDS is a delight

My ankle rolled and I fell down the stairs (about 4 from the bottom) yesterday. Landed on my ankle. So I am unable to walk properly for the foreseeable. Joint instability reaches a new level of fuckery 😂

A small black cat with large yellow eyes sat next to a tape measure that is pink

Boop and her beloved tape measure

I have every other day dessert day. It was every day but it’s a bit too indulgent. All dessert is amazing. Well I certainly can’t think of one I don’t like.

Never apologise for food influencing me. For one I am ridiculously easy to food influence and two, I always want desserts.

I legitimately think Subnautica has kind of ruined me. I yearn to play that sort of game constantly and all others seem to pale in comparison (including below zero, was ok but didn’t hit the same). If I could memory wipe and play it completely fresh again I so would.

Now I’m craving desserts!

Fitted the new dishwasher and moved and re plumbed the washing machine. Dishwasher is testing as we speak and after I’ll try the washing machine. Pray for no leaks hahah

Obviously influenced the cat into thinking you’re a snack too

I wish streaming services had better UX on tv’s but in general too.

Void gang

In less ranty news I finally get my sleeve finished Wednesday! Which is exciting

And did I mention the spiders?! The amount of cobweb I got into my eyes was rather unpleasant

I say cannot do a better job. I am going to put up some tarp as a better solution. But obviously is a wee bit spenny to get it all done properly because asbestos go brrr

In other house related news I had a delightful afternoon trying to bodge up a canopy of bin bags into my brick shed. Due to it leaking a ridiculous amount but I cannot do a better job because asbestos. So at some point will have the expensive joy of getting that removed and then a new roof

Ah yes I have already bitched about this but I don’t care. I will bitch again because THEY’RE SO HARD. That 60’s ex council preformed concrete is something else

For context. They’re incredibly hard to drill into and I’ve had to hang lots of things in the last two months of moving in. Just hung something and made 5 holes I couldn’t use. I think it annoys me so much because it makes me look like I’m terrible. I am not, the walls are just really hard

I hate the walls of my house

I’m big mad about all the criticism. Obviously people can think what they want. Media does that. People can think what they want. But I do think so much of it is unwarranted

I dunno I don’t get the hate and criticism. You still fundamentally feel empathy for this being, pure and blank that is abandoned after its creation. Struggling to learn the world. Frankenstein absolutely noping out and then oh no consequences of my own actions becomes obsessed with its destruction

I didn’t really think it was super romantic with Elizabeth. It was empathy and understanding. Kindness and compassion. Just like with the old blind fellow. The contrast of human kindness and sensitivity with human hubris and selfishness.

Watched Guillermo del toro’s Frankenstein and honestly even with having read the original I think it’s reasonably close to the book. The general theme of man’s own nature of evil and ability to be good is still very strong. Playing with what a monster is truly whether that is man. I liked it a lot

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WONDERFUL FUNNY HUMAN

Why have one craft hobby when you can have 10!