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Grilled Cheese Enthusiast. Vulnerability Wrangler. I Lift Heavy Things. Not My Circus, Not my Monkeys. Opinions Are My Own. #Malkavian

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link is broken

16.07.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am still waiting on my Director to approve, but, should be there!

04.06.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. Bridge Types: Plank, Rope, Truss, Trestle, Arch, Suspended Arch, Draw, Suspension, Filler [bridge over hole filled in with rocks], Budget Overrun [bridge suspended by cables and extras], Jump [two ends of bridge are disconnected ramps; person crossing in the air on a skateboard], Halfhearted [bridge slopes down into hole], Waterbed [squiggly bridge above water as people crossing shake], Lโ€™engle [the hole the bridge is covering is warped so opposite sides of the bridge meet at one point underneath], Fun [bridge loops like a roller coaster; person skateboarding up the loop], Repurposed Elevator [horizontal elevator].

Comic. Bridge Types: Plank, Rope, Truss, Trestle, Arch, Suspended Arch, Draw, Suspension, Filler [bridge over hole filled in with rocks], Budget Overrun [bridge suspended by cables and extras], Jump [two ends of bridge are disconnected ramps; person crossing in the air on a skateboard], Halfhearted [bridge slopes down into hole], Waterbed [squiggly bridge above water as people crossing shake], Lโ€™engle [the hole the bridge is covering is warped so opposite sides of the bridge meet at one point underneath], Fun [bridge loops like a roller coaster; person skateboarding up the loop], Repurposed Elevator [horizontal elevator].

Bridge Types

xkcd.com/3097/

03.06.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4341    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

๐Ÿ˜€

27.05.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, I love Bind, he has always been an amazing human. Thank for sharing this link, and FUCK CANCER!

11.04.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-flight-home

If youโ€™ve seen @WSIIAOfficial @defcon.bsky.social you might know about The Gong. Before giant gong, we had a handheld one. The first time it was ever rung was in the hallways of Flamingo, w/ @bind.bsky.social holding it.

I love him. Heโ€™s one of us & he needs our help. Fuck cancer.

t.co/xSmxJkBWvU

11.04.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's exhausting to meet new people all the time and have to teach them about yourself. You should have a highlight reel you can give them

02.02.2024 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 516    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

all the time

31.08.2023 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be screwed if the troll asks me about my favorite color then...

22.08.2023 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Black count as a color?

22.08.2023 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Electron Holes xkcd.com/2817

18.08.2023 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 813    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

not yet, isn't officially posted, but once it is, i will share it....
Just trying to get ahead of the game at this point.

21.07.2023 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone looking for a Vuln Management gig out there?

21.07.2023 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How the heck do you become a senior cyber engineer and NOT know basic networking concepts like internal and external IP addresses?

18.07.2023 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats, hope it is a great gig.

17.07.2023 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reskeet if you are a furry, queer, hacker, film enthusiast, or violent anarchist terrorist and I will follow you ๐Ÿค

(and please reskeet for visibility if this applies to you and I am already following)

22.06.2023 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 346    ๐Ÿ” 333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Anyone I know gonna be in SF next week?

06.07.2023 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you and me both friend.....

06.07.2023 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would have been great to know that that part of the web site was behind a firewall unlike the rest of the site before i wasted almost a full day trying to figure out why my tooling couldn't see it. If you need me, i'll be drinking.....

29.06.2023 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the system down or something?

29.06.2023 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pinguino and dave with badge prototypes on their heads

pinguino and dave with badge prototypes on their heads

Defcon peeps: my friends are making 100 plumbus badges this year! (from the team that made the giant grumpy cat) You can follow the project here: https://hackaday.io/project/189615-dc31-plumbus-bfb

28.06.2023 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeeeeees!

28.06.2023 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this made me laugh, glad i hadn't taken a sip of my coffee just yet......

28.06.2023 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that looks sooooooooo good.

27.06.2023 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your big ol' fingers?

27.06.2023 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two.
Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."
- Anthony Bourdain

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." - Anthony Bourdain

I miss this guy.

26.06.2023 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 209    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Can you donate a DEFCON pre-registration ticket?

26.06.2023 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

have you considered interpretive dance?

22.06.2023 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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