I member.

That doesn't matter so much lately.

Zuckerberg needs to shut his lizard ass up.

Socially awkward boi. It's okay. He's the foreign kitty.

Oh, good. One less thing to worry about.

Under that logic, all hostage situations are bad on both ends, and we should really try to sympathize more with the terrorists.

I read to my daughters when they were in the womb and afterwards. I read every single day and they see me do it. They're teenagers and have hardly read a book in their lives. They say it's stupid.

Nah. Everyone is still talking about midterm elections. Nobody is gonna save this country.

Yeah, I actually hope more veterans get deported so that they might change their minds someday. Probably won't work though.

This is how I expect my career to end.

Oh look. A guy so pathetic that he specifically joins a social media platform to be an asshole. You're human trash and that's how you'll be remembered.

That's just proof that there is no god.

It's wrong to lie.

Short answer is RFK is poisoning Americans.

Yup

Now fire the TSA for being useless please.

That'll be the day.

Stop reporting this stuff like it's normal.

Its time to leave.

I've been saying it since the beginning. Loving a dude more than you love democracy is gay af.

The people clearly are not stronger. We're still talking about protests and elections as if they'll happen.

Yeah. The election was rigged.

I remember when Teslas were for f***in' libruls until he did a nazi salute. Then overnight the cousin kissing conservatives had to have one. Too bad that demographic can't generally afford one.

No way. Let me kick his ass.

And yet nobody has learned.

Not on my watch! My grandma fled cuba to get away from those baby baskets!

She knew Kevin Spacey?

Tom Green endorses dead moose!

I'll get over when he has his final stroke. Maybe I'll even throw a party about it.

Look, if you stop depending on our military we'll have no more relevance ever again. Please depend on us.