Noxium

SUPER LATE but got a dj poster comm from @grufflo.bsky.social and they FUCKING KILLED IT!! I forgot to post it places but!! also feat
@noxium.bsky.social
, hoodoo and athe but idk if they got blusky. its fucking fantastic art

yeah idk

Flyer for a dance event featuring a person in a dog costume posing over a glowing city at night. Text reads: “Perrito – After Dark Rodeo.” Music styles are hip hop and moombahton. Event is on April 11th at 11:45 PM in the Lonestar Ballroom. A Texas-themed logo with a cartoon dog is in the corner.

Heading to @furryfiesta.org #TFF2025 ? Come catch me playing at the after dark rodeo on friday @ 11:45 pm! Idk what else to put here so 🐶 🇲🇽

📸: @noxium.bsky.social

A person wearing a blue dog fursuit with a white T-shirt, light blue open button-up shirt, khaki shorts, and sneakers leans casually against a graffiti-covered tunnel entrance. Their left hand rests on the wall while their right hand hangs by their side. The background is filled with colorful and chaotic graffiti, including bold text, abstract shapes, and drawings. Overlaid on the image is event information in bold, stylized text: 'PERRITO, Saturday, March 1st @ 12AM, Main Stage, Moombahton, Hip-Hop.' The Lone Star Fur Con logo is in the bottom right corner.

Heading to @lonestarfurcon.bsky.social ? Wanna jam to some hip-hop, moombahton, and a bit of tejano? Come see my set on Saturday @ 12 am! Come see Austin latinos party! 📷: @noxium.bsky.social

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Two panel comic. Dog dentist and dog patient. 1: Patient sitting in chair with a tennis ball in his mouth. Dentist: "I can't work on your teeth with that ball in your mouth." Patient: "Fine" 2: Dentist running away with tennis ball in his mouth. Patient with his arms up in the air. Patient: "I knew it!"

Doggone it!

gayest thing ever

In uncertain times, it’s extra double rabbit important to appreciate the friends around us. Our community and close connections will carry us through.

Make sure to tell them how much you care! 🐰🐲🦤🐱🐶🐐🐺

Eclipse Coolness xkcd.com/2914

It is a photo of the sock and underwear drawer at my local Target store, which has been transformed into clinical white dystopian rows of locked glass doors. A sign on the locked case says “Working to serve you better. Secured shelves in the store keep the products on your list in stock.”

Target’s underwear aisle becoming a brutalist high-security vault “to serve you better” is a scene left on Verhoeven’s cutting room floor for being “too much”

Black and white photo of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby kitten on a floor next to a black, old fashioned candlestick type telephone. The kitten is sitting up on its haunches with its paws against the mouthpiece, peering into it curiously. Another kitten can be seen a couple feet away, blurry but you can see its sleeping in the upright loaf position.

Before the internet kittens had to call everyone individually to explain how small and cute they were. Ca. 1920 - 1935. collection.powerhouse.com.au/object/597342

Black and white photo of a scruffy little longhaired tuxedo tabby kitten, it looks ginger to me. It is sitting close in front of an enormous old television set with its head turned back toward the camera as if waiting for someone to turn the tv on. This is taking place in a living room type setting, the kitten sitting on a throw rug on a wooden floor.

Patiently waiting for bird videos to be invented. Photo from my collection, 1956.

I always try to be
The happiest of chee

🎨 by Anchee on FA

Totally forgot to post about this here, but I finally have a ref sheet for my sona (also is my first commission) :D thank you thank you thank you @snifftime.bsky.social for the art I love it <3

You have more power to be a tremendous pain in the ass than you know.

Somehow when a pipe installed by my apartment complex fails, it’s on me to pay up to $500 out of pocket until I hit the deductible on my insurance. Maybe through some convoluted logic it makes sense, but it feels like a scam

Welp my apartment partially flooded today due to a burst pipe in the walls. We dripped the faucets and everything and it wasn’t even below freezing temps anymore. I was WFH and able to save the expensive stuff.

Now’s a good time as any to check your renters insurance is active just in case

get🪢nerd

You should absolutely have your first huge fight with your partner in ikea it will help you figure out what room you want to fight in at home

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, sitting on a couch. His head is turned over his shoulder to look towards the direction of the camera. His green eyes are wide and his mouth is only slightly open.

he keeps asking me football questions as if i know the answer

Quoted message ends with ‘would be a good idea.’

Quoted message ends with an ellipses ‘choose such a lo…’

If you don’t mind some unsolicited feedback, I noticed that when the quoting message isn’t ‘focused,’ the trailing ellipses doesn’t appear at the end of the quote, making it ambiguous if the message has more to say or not. Example:

Think I’m gonna try to stop lurking and post here more. I’ve never been much good at posting based social media, but I actually find myself regularly checking here so who knows

Hello everyone, I’m Noxium :3 I’m a cheetah in Texas working in high performance computing. I make them run fast like me

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hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we think your vibe is terrible. just really, really bad. we were actually thinking about keying your car later

The trolly problem meme, but it just has thought bubbles from everyone thinking "I wish I had a big fluffy tail"

Is this the BlueSky trolly problem?

I am a completely responsible cat and can be trusted around Christmas trees

"God doesn't give charged lemonade to his toughest soldiers, He creates his toughest soldiers out of life's most charged lemonade." - Panera CEO, José Alberto Dueñas

Panera’s wild as hell for this one

For Mau on twitter!