Mike Holm

Watching Bondi's appearance before the senate today, one might get the impression the US Attorney General's job is to defend the president.

I see the NFL has "Intercept Cancer" stenciled on the sidelines this season. I get what they're trying to say, but isn't an interception when you catch the thing that wasn't intended for you?

Doctor: "I got a hundred thousand dollar med school debt."

-Law & Order

Message from Panini that their Dunk app, which provided digital basketball cards, is no longer available.

Condolences to those who spent money for premium cards on Panini’s app, thinking they’d have access to them forever.

Strange that they should be called "leaders."

The Lucifer Effect by Philip Zimbardo | Sandmeyer's Bookstore The definitive firsthand account of the groundbreaking research of Philip Zimbardo—the basis for the award-winning film The Stanford Prison ExperimentRenowned social psychologist and creator of the St...

If you want to get some understanding of how "average" citizens turn into jackbooted goons, I highly recommend The Lucifer Effect by Philip Zombardo. It chronicles his Stanford Prison Experiment and Abu Ghraib prison. www.sandmeyersbookstore.com/item/KUiuj9y...

I have a Frankenstein's monster joke, but I'm still piecing it together.

XXXXXL flat-rate box.

On the way to work today, I hit almost every light on green. A sign of the Rapture?

YouTube video by BlondieVEVO Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)

In case that other Rapture doesn't work out, here's one that always pays off.
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I figure I won’t notice the effects of the rapture until I go to the grocery store next weekend.

What a time to be alive.

CBS execs looking enviously at Disney+ cancellation site crashing, wishing they had enough subscribers to crash their site after firing Colbert.

I knew I was an adult the day I threw out my iced coffee because they put sweetener in it and it tasted so vile I chose to go without instead of drinking it.

Inside you are two wolves

Hell of a way to kick off Constitution Week.

Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

Ingredients in Planters dry roasted peanuts: peanuts, gelatin, sea salt, sugar, cornstarch, torula yeast, maltodextrin, corn syrup solids, paprika, celery seed, natural smoke flavor, onion powder, garlic powder, salt

I’m an idiot. Picked up Planters peanuts on sale without checking the label. There’s fucking GELATIN in their dry roasted peanuts? And preservatives? The worst.

If kids aren’t eating the ultraprocessed garbage, then they’re better for them. 😆

I'd say a lot longer than the last 9 months.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

In my head, Tr*mp responded to Mike Johnson claiming he was an FBI informant the same way George Costanza responded to Jerry claiming he was a marine biologist.

I don't want to get between Ted Cruz and the booger on his finger.

The "Smash & Grab Ladies" credit from Pink Floyd: The Wall. Lucita Lijertwood and Betty Whelan.

What's your favorite film credit?

Mine is Smash & Grab Ladies from Pink Floyd: The Wall

What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?

Sheet of stickers featuring various designs of Lotso, the evil bear from Toy Story 3.

I’m fairly certain the creators of these “Happy Stickers” didn’t actually watch Toy Story 3.

My MacBook Pro was running super hot and I couldn't figure out why. Turns out it was the Notes app. Weird.