Greg Petropoulos

Much to the cook’s horror,
the mouse popped out the kitchen drawer,
just to say, “Hi!” and nothing more.

#doodles #mouseindahouse

‘Tis the season. Here’s my chopping list. #firewoodporn #nationalstrike

I was glad there was no tear gas or pepper spray. But, you know, a little paprika or rosemary may have been in order. Asheville No Kings Day. #NoKings #Ashevilke #AVL #HeyHoStephenMillerHasGotToGobbleShitIDontCareThatItDoesntRhyme

Asheville No Kings protest. Have you ever seen such duckin’ violence? #NoKings #Asheville #AVL #OhYeahFuckTrumpandHisSlimyNaziMinions

A year after Hurricane Helene, here’s a reminder that this corner of the world is still pretty cool. And cats. Because—duh—that’s why we’re all here. #WNC #Asheville #Cats

Can anyone recommend a really bad concert, play, comedian, soapbox preacher, or vaudeville act?

Blatant tomato brag.

Taller Than Dogs by Oscar Trim on Apple Music Song · 2002 · Duration 2:42

music.apple.com/us/album/tal... You deserve a break from the news. Listen to an old song that’s new on Apple Music and streaming services: “Taller Than Dogs” by Oscar Trim. … Because I obviously haven’t embarrassed myself enough today. “Cats really dig us cuz we’re taller than dogs.” Deep.

A study in light contrast and a study in lazy-assed. #Cats #WhyWeAreHereAmIRight

Mad Cat #8. Acrylic on 12x12x1.5 canvas, cuz gonna stay mad until things change. #acrylicpainting #cats #paintingsofcats #PaintingsOfSomethingThatMightBeACatMightNotArtIsInterprettedEh

‘nuff said.
#FuckICE #FreezerArt

“Four Bitten Fruit Revisited” acrylic on four 12”x12”x1.5” canvas. #PunWithPaint #AcrylicPainting

A spoony this afternoony. #spooncarving #IseeYouvePlayedKnifeySpoonyBefore

“Excelsior!” Max claims victory as he climbs ever upward and thwarts the fiendish practice of making of the bed. Well done, Max. You win this round. #cats

Oooh, a storm is threatening. … Literally? Metaphorically? Meteorologically? Ideologically? Really? Shrilly? … Yep. #clouds

“I know you’re trying to communicate,” said the bird rather ruffled.

But your whistling would be better completely muffled.”

“You believe you’re saying ‘hello’ but you just shouted ‘go to hell.’

I could respond, ‘You first,” but you’d only hear “farewell.’”

#doodling #ResistanceIsDoodle

Stephen Miller is what happens when a dog turd turns white, becomes sentient, puts on a suit, and spouts Nazi propaganda. JD Vance is what happens when a dog repeated drops a turd on the same spot—over and over again—and the resulting turd golem goes into politics. #ThanksTerryMoran #FuckABC

Mad Cat #7 enjoys a cat fight between two asshats. May the best … erm, may both asshats lose. Acrylic paint on 12”x12”x1.5” canvas. #cats #acrylicpainting #WeAllMadYo #Resist

“On the Santa Banana Winds,” Turd Bird on plywood. #acrylicpainting #TheDreamsofFlightlessBirds

The tabby and the black-and-whites in black and white. One looks thoughtful; one looks disappointed; and one looks confused. #petphotos #cats #dogs #TheFussedAndFurriness

Be it ever so humble,
I say with appreciation
and salute the bumble
who rose to the occasion.

I’m so glad I stumbled
whence led by my nose
to find this wee bumble
on this occasional rose.

#garden #Whatsthebuzztellmewhatshappening

A rook on a stack of books in a dark nook. Take a look. Acrylic on wood panel. #acrylicpainting ##ookystuff

Four fomenting felines. Mad Cats 1, 3, 5, and 6–all acrylic on 12”x12” canvases. #catpainting #thatistosaypaintingsofcatsnotcatswhopaint

Two new spoons, g’joob g’joob. #spooncarving #funwithkniveswithoutallthatstabbystuff

Mad Cat #6. This little fellow thinks we’ve seen quite enough of this bullshit, thank you very much. Acrylic on 12”x12”x1.5 canvas. #cats #acrylicpainting #resist

After the rain in Mars Hill, NC. #nature #photography #everythingissogreenIcouldpop

I foresee a future when all Turd Birds on Plywood paintings are burnt in a bonfire, rot in a forest, placed on the bottom of pallets loaded with cut-rate cat food bound for an off-shore for-profit prison, or proudly displayed in a brewery heavily adorned in corrugated sheet metal. #acrylicpainting

“You don’t wanna go down that road. A-yep, a lot of history down that road.” Acrylic on canvas. Cat on carpet. #acrylicpainting

Mad Cat #5. … Or Snarky Cat #1, you decide. acrylic on 12”x12”x1.5” canvas. #cats #acrylicpainting #OhAndByTheWayFuckTrumpAndAllHisToadyGobshites

Where all my Thomas Paine stans at, what what? … “All national institutions of churches, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." #SeparationOfChurchAndState #NoAmericanTaliban #Resist