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@jbonesturtle.bsky.social

She/they, professional lesbian failure. 200 dollar virtual lollipop owner Profile picture done by @zombieoffender.bsky.social

82 Followers  |  230 Following  |  631 Posts  |  Joined: 06.02.2024  |  1.8232

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Create a UNBEATABLE SONG TIER LIST Tier List A tier list of original songs* from UNBEATABLE This includes songs on ALBUM, songs in story mode, and bonus original songs. *original songs meaning no remixes or songs made for other games/albums (...

link to the list: tiermaker.com/create/unbea...

14.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh yeah, I’ve made a #UNBEATABLE song tier list because nobody had. Missing some songs atm but I think I’ve gotten all the important songs! Here’s my ranking so far!

14.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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commission of pyro for @jbonesturtle.bsky.social !!

14.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

GUYS LOOKS AT THIS RIGHT NOW!

14.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i get very bad sleep so i made an image of (most) of my comfort characters telling me to god to bed

13.02.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck I was asleep during this, I knew I should’ve stayed up until 3am

12.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unbeatable spoilers

My birthday is in a week and all I want is an official answer to whatever the deal with loner is lore wise? Like did beat write the song or was it actually written by rest way back when that quaver found and took with her like I head cannon? this question is plaguing my mind.

12.02.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys I have a really funny idea for a prank

12.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*warning for said dream tweet*

like i saw this when i was bi guy, but i think it disgusted me so much that it pushed a button in my mind subconsciously to begin the pipeline. hot 2 go in fortnite just pushed it closer

10.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its funny to say fortnite was how i found out i was transgender lesbian but i think the pipe line from bisexual guy to transbian girl started with that one fucking dream tweet

10.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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QUAVER AS ETHAN
BEAT ON RECEPTION
TREBLE DOCTOR
MISCARIGEE AS EVE
AND YOU...

QUAVER AS ETHAN BEAT ON RECEPTION TREBLE DOCTOR MISCARIGEE AS EVE AND YOU...

spoilers(???????????????????????) for unbeatable

this is the worst thing ive ever made
loss my sanity
@dcellgames.com i am so sorry

08.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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After such a long time
I finally finished my comic to introduce my characters and story for the people, so you all know what I want to make
It's not very serious but I hope you like it still and would appreciate a lot of you helped me here sharing this
(1/5)

06.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Damn, I thought it was onto something… uh two other guesses is that it’s some form of merch or some game update/dlc thing

06.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From the top of my head fro ma solo queuing perspective:
β€’ no way to know what your team or the enemy team are running
β€’ no way to change your loadout midgame/midqueue to fit what your team are running
β€’ barely ANY communication out side of two damn buttons

06.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly could write out a list of why splatoon doesn’t work as a competitive game, not because of the game itself but everything around it being so unsuited for a competitive scene that fundamentally causes it to collapse on to itself

06.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other . ALT: a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other .

i havent talked about how gay i am for callie splatoon

holy fuck i am gay for callie splatoon

05.02.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think this is actually just d cell pulling our leg...

although i guess the nintendo partner direct is coming up...

05.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horrible news about the second one.

It’s here

04.02.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

splatoon is no longer know as the signature WOKE nintendo franchise

inkopolis has fallen. billions must be splatted

03.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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another oomf wanted to join, had to sacrifice minus one godzilla πŸ˜”

03.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this inspired me to make my own so boom, tomodachi life living the dream island roster thing #tomodachilife

03.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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big fan of the third hashtag

01.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To make it perfectly clear, I’m sickos guy

31.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but do laser pointers have Mario tennis on them

31.01.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome conversation topic: assigning Umamusume characters vocaloid/utau songs

31.01.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see why markipler wants my blood

Good movie 8/10

31.01.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh woah the preview screen for the movie is glitchy lol

Now seeing #ironlung

31.01.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

how do I make this about mikuluka, shit

30.01.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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