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Yes, the Epstein files are terrible, but WHY THE FUCK DID THEY EMAIL EVERYTHING?

05.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad๏ฟผ

05.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The couch doesnโ€™t look happy

05.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon by Michael de Adder

04.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The only mainstream journalists left who speak truth to power are cartoonists.

04.02.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jeff Bezos dresses like a Studio 54 reject, and his wife looks like a Mar-a-Lago casualty, but I would expect nothing less from the man whoโ€™s single-handedly destroying the publishing industry while rocketing around on his dildo ship. The grotesquerie is off the charts.

04.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon by Tjeerd Royaards

04.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Storied Traditions Die in Mediocre Minds

04.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeff Bezos is the poster child of billionaires who think they know better, buy a storied organization, and completely fail it by having no clue what makes it great. They equate wealth with genius and prove themselves so spectacularly wrong that its loss is felt in the very marrow of civilization.

04.02.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeff Bezos is the poster child of billionaires who think they know better, buy a storied organization, and completely fail it by having no clue what makes it great. They equate wealth with genius and prove themselves so spectacularly wrong that its loss is felt in the very marrow of civilization.

04.02.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeff Bezos is the poster child of billionaires who think they know better, buy a storied organization, and completely fail it by having no clue what makes it great. They equate wealth with genius and prove themselves so spectacularly wrong that its loss is felt in the very marrow of civilization.

04.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."

04.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7404    ๐Ÿ” 2643    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235    ๐Ÿ“Œ 229

Are you insane???

04.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She has resting smirk face

04.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gaslighting is their official government policy.

03.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s a firm believer in blatant lying.

03.02.2026 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whereโ€™s QAnon when you need them?

03.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he didnโ€™t, who would? Obama?

03.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon by Michael de Adder

02.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And the reviews are inโ€ฆ

02.02.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Work begins on new Donald Trump/Kennedy Center.

02.02.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just. Fucking. Share. It

02.02.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, might want to look closer at that pic, Rich.

02.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA beseeching God to release Trump from the curse of pedophilia.

02.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon by Patrick Chappatte

02.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Billionaires are perfectly willing to sacrifice us for profit.

02.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cartoon by Rob Tornoe

01.02.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The forces weโ€™re up against do not necessarily lend themselves to rational debate.

01.02.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He thinks he looks like a bad ass.

31.01.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ll never get over how a bizarre, WILDLY paranoid movement sprang up believing Trump was going to DC to break up a pedophile ring, but when they found he was part of it, just kind of faded away. QAnon merch is going to become the most delicious and ironic hipster wear ever invented.

31.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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