@rhabea.bsky.social
Magician, clown, odd ball. I will only use this platform for bad jokes. #magic #clown #sideshow #performer #goblin
Traveling with the circus currently.
Feet hurt from show boots
Shoulder in pain from set up
Balls hurt from constant busting
Sleep = a myth
High energy dancing
09.08.2025 06:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ope
09.08.2025 06:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We needed to train
09.08.2025 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Parade crew
09.08.2025 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thanks ...
22.06.2025 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just realized I'm the same age as Bobby Boucher in the water boy ...
11.04.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cowboy therapists are bullshit.
Their only advice is to have an emotional support daushound
Yeah that s.o.b. told me to "get a long little doggie"
Thanks to capitalism I've gotten to pick clean the bones of two stores I loved...thanks😒 it's all I ever wanted....
15.03.2025 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Out of context things said in my home:
"Did you just plessy v furgeson that coleslaw?"
23.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
12.02.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you know there's capsaicin in The membrane of jalapeños? Did you know if you dried this membrane and happened to crush it , it aerosolizes a tiny bit making a very simple but effective pepper spray? Anyways I'm going to finish cleaning off these seeds while I have trouble breathing
#airisspicy
Made some investments for my balloons.
#clowning #balloontwisting
Spending time organizing my chaotic sets #magic
27.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hawt dawg
06.01.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's not enough clowning on this platform, my hope is to incite some artful buffoonery
#silly4sillysake
Did a little magic and was kinda silly on the marketplace show in Springfield
youtu.be/3gV7dwB73BM?...
Was at a local Mexican restaurant with our regular waiter Marco. He brought out the food and he thought we needed a chicken plate and ran to the kitchen in a hurry.
I tried to stop him, i ran after yelling Marco! He ran yelling Pollo! Marco! Pollo! Marco! Pollo!
#iknowitsoundsdifferernt #dreamjokes
Made some ninja-bread men for a cookie walk
14.12.2024 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things are officially bad
I just heard an ad
for peppermint candy canes...
#terriblepoems #jokesa
My partner made me a awesome clown Hoosier so I can be silly in colder places
#sillyboy #clownin
It's hard to force a pun you have to consider its mass x acceleration
13.02.2024 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I took my nephew to a park that exists in the past and present
He said "look at me!"
I turned to the see/saw
I was on the local lifestyle show doing magic!
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
Gf: I can't have apple pie cause I'm allergic. I can substitute pears tho.
Me: it just doesn't come-pear
