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I'm a bit rusty in anatomy. I can locate the liver, but I don't remember where to find the onions.

note that when someone talks about food aversion, or a caregiver of someone with food aversion talks about it, your common sense advice (make your own! Fake it with packaging! Buy this other brand!) isn't going to be helpful. It's not our first day. We've thought of it.

Alpaca Day smoker.

naked and afraid but i'm fully clothed

You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch

Them: what do you call a crocodile that’s good at bowling?

Me: ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵖᵘⁿ

Them: an alley gator

Me: ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒᵈᶦˡᵉ
ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ʳᵉᵖᵗᶦˡᵉ
ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐᶦˢᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵖˢᵉˢ

"....and I told Chuck, this just seems like a weird time to capitulate on everything, but then he said..."

Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at

my body is a machine that turns delicious food into stomach cramps

6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.

as one of the leading voices in the jean jacket enthusiasm space, let me please say: they rule

"COULD you die if you get on an airplane due to the horrifically negligent way that the current administration has run the government? Yes.

WILL you die? Very likely.

Can it be prevented? Unfortunately, no.

Other than that, we urge people not to worry about air travel."

not gonna call em bathrooms if there's no bath in there. they're all toilet rooms now. my house is nothing but toilet rooms (i am putting a toilet in every room)

I've never liked sleeping in a bed, couches are more comfortable because you already have one fortress wall built right in.

it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it

“your talent is wasted here” I like to think my talent is wasted wherever I go

I'm heartbroken. My favorite spatula broke. Please respect my privacy while I shop online for a rebound spatula.

i think it was 30 minutes plus a 10 or 15 min recess

THE BAD NEWS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

They should start the movies over with James Bond being a kid. Like they did with the Gru movie for Despicable Me

james bond's canonical childhood, it's in sepia, every street corner has coal smeared paperboys vaping while tapping a stylus at their blackberries under oil streetlamps with led pedestrian crossing lights sticking out the side as bobbies on horseback try to pull over speeding hovercars

all fucking rad but the cardinal especially is sick as hell

Stained glass cardinal on a branch

Stained glass butterflies

Stained glass bee

Stained glass sea turtle

Artists have been sharing their fantastic work today so I'm going to share some of my mediocre work lol. I make stained glass. I've been doing it for a year now

I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.

More and more people are saying

I find that there’s usually a direct line between people who habitually post unattributed artwork and AI boosterism. Like, if they already act like images just appear out of the ether and have no provenance, they’re also very likely already openly hostile to artists.

search is down so get ready for some repeat posts

"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.