judas

black mirrors a brilliant show bc even the bad episodes are still good

another reminder to give emily her cats back, you absolute monster

my cat is almost 5!! shell be going to school in a few days!! shes got a uniform and everything!! wish her luck

give emily her fucking cats back

fr a trans man named judas is inherently funny though

it wouldve been really funny to name myself judas

remembering the time i got high and used my cats paw to scroll through tiktok

if the shower isnt as hot as satans ballsack, its not fucking hot enough

sometimes you just gotta play with barbie dolls and transcend gender

abed nadir from community is accurate autism representation. sorry i dont make the rules

sometimes i wish i were a cat so that i could square up with my cat when shes being naughty tbh

im getting high but legally

a tortie cat sits in front of a home bathroom. shes very fat

cant wait to feed pumpkin for the first time in her life. she hasnt eaten in four whole years

ive had enough of earth

i am ready to be hit by an asteroid

i love it when other autistic people add in fun little facts about something they love. it's always so interesting and i love learning about it /srs

tldr: levity can (and often is, provided it doesnt punch down) a form of betterment toward the human race

some days i want to be profound, but most of the time i wanna be funny. the world is hard, and im as leftist as leftist comes (bc i believe that human rights are the bare minimum), but sometimes we need a good laugh to keep us going. that in and of itself holds value and helps in bettering humanity

never apologise for party rocking

todays dnd session can be summed up with one of the characters (not players) asking who gene wilder was completely unprompted

if i ever become famous, just know id absolutely read shitpost fanfics about myself. ill even collaborate with authors to make them more realistic. that sounds fucking fun lmao

the roman salute isnt a problem if youre not a fucking nazi

hard 9. its too hot

what do you mean its still january? i hate this timeline. this is the worst timeline

today i got told by a bartender "youre either a proper adult or like 16" and i feel that truly exemplifies what its like to be trans

i was just reminded of the "a potato flew around my room before you came" vine

the greatest compliment anyone could ever give me is to use my photo as a profile picture

i played dnd today. it's important to note that there was an opportunity to drink wine with some npcs and my character was the only one to party with the npcs that didnt even speak common. really shows how well i rolled my charisma stats

not to get all toxoplasmosis on main, but im gonna get all toxoplasmosis on main. im not even sorry. ive had a cat in the house the vast majority of my life

cats are weird. i love them