FunkyTiredGuy

Maybe I make an NSFW account here… maybe… idk gotta boost my confidence somehow, right?

SIR???????????

sorry for the delay, heres the next round!

bye bye skirt!! lets make this harder now!!

If not the back, probably the one on the front.

yall r fast, damn. begone, accessories! heres stage 2!!

That’s cool. I think the one between your shoulder blades is the way to go.

A guy in a skirt??? What’re you? Gay or something??????

Is that Bill????

HHNNNGGG *the sound of me jorkin it*

(/j)

Worldbuilding, deciding that Sorcery is defined NOT as "magic that is inherent" like D&D, but as magic of fucking with the rules

recycling voodoo dolls to work on someone beside the intended target, somehow brewing a potion without the correct ingredients

embody the phrase "what sorcery is this?"

😳😳😳

Sometimes I forget I have this app lmao

Anyways I’m currently getting my ass handed to me in Elden Ring because I decided to explore the Altus Plateau at level 45

Y’all are allowed to point and laugh

I commissioned my super awesome and amazing friend @robinthegoblin.bsky.social for a character sheet for one of my OCs! Everyone needs to go check them out and commission him because his art is actually stunning.

Meet Tami and Tomi! The fairy mage and enchanted book duo!

spirit tracks zelda you will always be famous (to me)

New Elden Ring playthrough

Meet Katolin. He woke up and doesn’t remember much. He vaguely remembers his family and friends from times past, and he is now searching for any traces of them.

He might just succeed (he won’t, but he will become Elden Lord)

evening, bluesky ヾ(・ω・*) here’s a doodle #gojosatoru #jujutsukaisen

Being able to trade money for goods and services rocks!

(I commissioned my friend to draw my OC)

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

pidge's inventory

#eldenring #art #oc

Chama and Teaks (who are nocturnal now due to vampirism) go to be at 6 am

Clavicus wakes up at 7 and checks on Chama

She is sleeping but not snoring (because she overcame that habit because she’s “perfect”)

The skeleton shouted at Chama

Chama shot fire at him, angrily

Clavicus followed a noble family to their house and is interrogating a noblewoman because she talked to Chama.

Literally the only reason. His reasoning is “anyone who takes an interest in Chama is problematic”

Teaks, Chama, and the child are going to the dungeon to visit the capitalist Teaks got arrested.

The kid wants to hurt him. He WANTS to hurt the man.

While it is slightly concerning and Chama is worried, Teaks is excited and promised the kid a surprise (he’s gonna cut off a man’s finger)!!!

Teaks adopted a child. It’s official. He will be clothed, housed, fed, watered, and protected.

Also the DM made it seem like he’ll be a rogue??? He’s a kid???? He better not get a Tragic Backstory™

D&D Night!!!! The dinner party resumes and Teaks is still controlling the conversation.