Amelia Ritthaler

bought $300 ring that costs $6 per month to use so a company can track my sleep, heart rate, & blood oxygen levels and sell that data to other companies for further profit,,, just doing my part for Big Marketing<3

not impressed by ppl with limited screen times. What’s impressive is spending 7 hours a day on Instagram looking at hotter, more successful people and still finding the strength to go on & do it all again tomorrow. that’s what grit & resilience is.

Don’t rain on my parade lady.

it’s raining on the parade

going to the suburbs

wish I was the type of girl where intramural volleyball could fix me

Fav part of the creative process is being nauseous for 5 hours and then writing one amazing sentence

why Fiyero lowkey 45 years old all love

Love to Google “turkey bacon protein how much” twice a week forever

self cared so hard it became self harm. morning routine takes 9 hours. Have to wake up today if I want to get to work on time

the Rosemont charging me 10$ to get in there is unacceptable I raised every boy that has ever walked in there

you ever write a work email so good you realize you’ll never make it as an artist

*thinking I’m the greatest young mind of my generation bc i journal*

the journal entry: kms lol jk but lol wth idk should I buy bagel no ok

Prozac isn’t working, must join Equinox!

I love to work. I love checking my email. I love saying “cheers”. I love fire reacting to my manager on slack. I love wishing a girl I don’t know happy birthday via “The Office” GIF. I am the American dream.

gonna come out as hating my haircut & letting it effect my work ethic

taking a social media break (going to dinner for 2 hours)

Gilmore Girls characters I would push into a volcano

discussing Bossypants’ impact on diet culture in the eyes of Gen X vs Millenial/Gen Z cuspers at my birthday dinner

they should invent happiness for women

why do all poems sound like that

how do u find out if u like a person or if you just like having two glasses of wine on a weeknight

girlhood is about gamifying self care to the point of self harm

I love how normal people can be. yes go to dinner and order the Cesar salad with grilled chicken that’s awesome girl

every since I was little I knew wanted to be a girl comedian (post a photo of me in a cocktail dress holding a landline phone)

Everytime I travel I’m just like okk New York already has this

did my all time favorite song at karaoke tonight. was shocked by most of the words

obsessed with my roommate who deleted twitter/insta/tiktok and is now addicted to LinkedIn

boosting morale in the bar bathroom by telling every girl they're pre-famous

microdosing the past by watching Broad City on “Hulu with ads”

that awko taco feeling when you don’t make it outside before sunset