BP

Because the spider is vv dead at that point it doesn’t bother me. It gets dumped outside though.

I trap them under a cup and then vacuum them up in like a week with my Dyson.

Every time I go to the grocery store, I think about the people who said "Trump will bring down egg and grocery prices" and I hope that they are feeling the burn of their own stupidity.

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“Earlier this week, The Onion ran a piece headlined “Sean Combs Asks for Quick Trial So He Can Get to Part Where Trump Pardons Him.”

It may be on to something.”
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By @cheyenneroundtree.bsky.social and me

This would be a crisis that preoccupied the whole white house and the political press for weeks with any other president.

N.J. Criminal Cases Screech to a Halt as Habba’s Authority Is Challenged

The saga over Alina Habba's tenure as NJ's top federal prosecutor hit new levels as court proceedings statewide were abruptly canceled. “A lot of judges will not be hearing any criminal cases that are of a non-urgent matter,” a judge said, according to transcript. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/n...

Robe slothing Saturday

vocal fry implies the existence of vocal onion ring and vocal tater tot

I went to get an iced coffee on the way back into the office after grabbing my laptop from home and spilled the iced coffee all over myself when the lip popped off

It was a no good very bad day that lives in infamy

oof I’ve done that

I'm a little upset that we stopped referring to boomers as "the me generation" because it really captures their overall effect on our country's political stance towards literally everything. Does it benefit them? If so, it's good and if not it's the bad.

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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

I wrote for a magazine called Risk Management and went to risk management conferences and this is 100% true. The people who file and pay out insurance claims know climate change is real.

Same! I was just saying this to a friend

Hello friend!!!!

#OnBrand go get some!!!!

a guide for the friend/relative that’s always saying “who’s going to hack me anyway?” and shares their entire life with an AI chatbot

If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there

ALSO THIS IS THE LITERAL FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HABEAS CORPUS

lol the next name change will just be all lowercase. I feel like that’s what AT&T did and spent millions on that ground breaking rebrand

YouTube video by The West Wing The President Needs to Return a Gift | The West Wing

Dear media reporters -

Here is your “the president can’t accept a luxury jet from a foreign government” primer unless he is going to personally pay for it.

Enjoy.

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This is a must read. A shocking level of corruption.

Yeah it was good but really dark

I want to keep mine in sets in packing cubes so I can just toss them in my gym bag or car for the week.

I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing

I think it would

Would you snort a pixi stick first?

Accurate.