BP

So many hahas. He loves life!

Thinking about the only good leaked email (Channing Tatum from the Sony leak)

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Every Epstein email is like "I love that you're a rapist and a pedophile! Signed, a man who personally has more wealth than 20% of the world's population."

These guys sure were prolific emailers.

Every time someone posts a screenshot of one of the Epstein emails, I pause and think “this one has to be fake; don’t get fooled into reposting a spoof.”

But then … they’re all real?

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

The Supreme Court's presidential immunity decision is a travesty unsuited for a constitutional democracy

Exhibit No. <I've lost count> Mr. or Ms. Anonymous's threat to a district court judge

Mikie’s service should be celebrated not twisted for political gain.

It’s one reason I’m proud to call her a colleague and thrilled to vote for her to be our next governor this November.

If you want to get out of the “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills” mindset about the recent insanity. Such a relief to hear people being normal.

This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.

At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

It feels like we are moving loser and closer to the Capitol from the hunger games

Gorgeous!!!

no but actually I fear

Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.

This was very much not broken by the NYT, it was broken by The City. www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...

I took a native plant conservation class through the State Botanical Garden of Georgia last weekend, and our instructor threaded a lot of memes throughout her lessons. This one was my favorite
🌱 🌺 #nativeplants

💕 love you always blaw

Ahh my adhd loves the adrenaline rush.

Because the spider is vv dead at that point it doesn’t bother me. It gets dumped outside though.

I trap them under a cup and then vacuum them up in like a week with my Dyson.

Every time I go to the grocery store, I think about the people who said "Trump will bring down egg and grocery prices" and I hope that they are feeling the burn of their own stupidity.

🫶🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“Earlier this week, The Onion ran a piece headlined “Sean Combs Asks for Quick Trial So He Can Get to Part Where Trump Pardons Him.”

It may be on to something.”
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By @cheyenneroundtree.bsky.social and me

This would be a crisis that preoccupied the whole white house and the political press for weeks with any other president.

N.J. Criminal Cases Screech to a Halt as Habba’s Authority Is Challenged

The saga over Alina Habba's tenure as NJ's top federal prosecutor hit new levels as court proceedings statewide were abruptly canceled. “A lot of judges will not be hearing any criminal cases that are of a non-urgent matter,” a judge said, according to transcript. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/n...

Robe slothing Saturday

vocal fry implies the existence of vocal onion ring and vocal tater tot

I went to get an iced coffee on the way back into the office after grabbing my laptop from home and spilled the iced coffee all over myself when the lip popped off

It was a no good very bad day that lives in infamy

oof I’ve done that