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my shortform posting energy is spent over at @maya@occult.institute on Mastodon, but I also read, reply, and repost here she/her 🕵️‍♀️: creative hypertext, anti-futurological design, good outfits

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laments of cultural decline aren't normally my thing, but you have to appreciate the language here > Every day I spawn in. Emerge wriggling out my skibidi bolus of slime. Whence and where? Lol. Idk. Vibes here be mad shady fr. Shit is not aesthetic. Shit is not bussin. Shit is burned-out cars piled in barricades across the street. Shit is THE END IS NIGH scrawled across bridges. Shit is roofs caved in, windows boarded, thin trees already rising out the wreckage, with roots that slip through gaps in the brickwork to return the brief work of man to the senseless rubble that came before. This sus ahh Ohio ahh realm is my crib. Damn, bitch, I live like this He is having _so much fun_ with the lect.

laments of cultural decline aren't normally my thing, but you have to appreciate the language here (https://maya.land/responses/2025/08/06/cultural-decline-language-sam-kriss.html)

06.08.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
four seeds in a row > Monthly Packet of Evening Readings, Volume 19, (London: Mozley and Smith, 1875), page 213: > —and the rule for sowing is, ‘One for the mouse, one for the crow, One to rot, and one to grow’ Look, not to be too transparently generating Motivational Content or whatnot, but there’s something I really like here. It’s not at the level of a sports metaphor about shots on goal, where yes-but-wouldn’t-it-also-be-better-not-to-miss – there’s something resonant about the idea that half your work will be _eaten_ , a quarter might fail on its own merits, and so you must aim for four times as much as you actually need. It is more viscerally useful to me than that photography anecdote about the absence of a quantity vs. quality trade-off – I must feed the mouse!

four seeds in a row (https://maya.land/responses/2025/08/04/four-seeds-in-a-row.html)

04.08.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
consistency: I would rather work with the hobgoblin > A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Out upon your guarded lips! Sew them up with packthread, do. Else, if you would be a man, speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. Ah, then, exclaim the aged ladies, you shall be sure to be misunderstood. Misunderstood! It is a right fool’s word. Is it so bad then to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood. Emerson committing the cardinal rhetorical sin of “[well doesn’t this kind of make me like Jesus]”. The aged ladies have it closer, I think – but then, I’m not one who would be a man. * * * I read Politics in China by William Joseph. I don’t know that I’d totally recommend it – it seems a good foundation for further study that I myself don’t anticipate doing. Still, an undergrad text is very efficient. One thing that struck me was the “Mass line” stuff about which I’ve got to read and think more before making comment1. Another thing – stupider, maybe, to have had it strike me as it did – was the Gao Gang affair. Here, have some Wiki: > Mao had a series of private conversations with Gao in late 1952 or early 1953 where it is believed he expressed a degree of dissatisfaction with Liu and Zhou, apparently remarking that they were too cautious in their attitude towards the pace of socialist transformation in China. The details of what Mao actually told Gao are still unclear: whether he approved any action towards Liu and Zhou or merely expressed his frustrations to a friend in private. What is significant is that Gao took Mao’s words as consent for a move against these two senior cadres. > […] > At a Politburo meeting on 24 December 1953, Mao confronted Gao and gave him a serious warning that his activities were a severe threat to party unity. At the conference, Mao’s position was clear: he condemned Gao for forming “an anti-Party alliance”. > This effectively marked the end of Gao’s attempts to advance his position as he realized that he did not in fact have Mao’s support. Look, I recognize that this is the cartoon version of how a certain kind of totalitarian state works, but I’ve always presumed that that kind of backbiting jockeying for Daddy’s attention and approval based on tenuous inference wasn’t _really_ ever important in any corridors of real power. This because: **how the fuck could anyone ever get anything done.** The achievements (lifespan! literacy!) of China’s development seemed too important to have come out of a shitshow like that. Maybe that’s wrong – maybe I should just be even _more_ impressed they were possible at all. * * * I want to start putting more listings of media up here. A couple quick words on Wolf Hall. I don’t even really mean “reviews” in the fullness of the term – even the small observations, recommendations, decrials that I might toss out into the stream on Mastodon. Having them gathered in one place seems useful. Forget algorithms: people are very good at calibrating a social source. _Ah, she**would** like Netflix’s Decameron, wouldn’t she_. _Hmm, she**is** the DJ Pikachu kind_. For all that we make much of our own perceived self-contradictions – yes, yes, I contain multitudes **goddamnit** – there’s value in exposing even one’s heterogeneous tastes. We are more legible to more of each other than we imagine, and it’s often inexpensive to make ourselves more legible still. It’s ego to imagine being hard to understand comes from being a deeper kind of person. It’s childish to value surprising people when you can skip over many assumptions and misunderstandings with adequate social signaling. Every single person who sent me Kelmscott Mono was dead-on, and I heap blessings on all your heads. * * * I received the advice: Sometimes you have to just keep repeating yourself over and over and over again and people get it eventually. At the time, I laughed. I said something like: No, it’s not like them coming to understand something they didn’t comprehend the first time – rather, it reinforces people’s mental model of how _he’d_ respond to some thing or another, so we can start aping him to each other in places he doesn’t have time to be. Influence via imitators. I can see it a little differently now, too. We are asked to reconcile impossibilities, to achieve X and Not-X simultaneously. Speed is important, but also quality, but also learning, but also experimentation, but also frugality. Some get mealy-mouthed about voicing which things they want us to sacrifice in favor of which others in which contexts. To say over and over and over again, loudly and publicly, that we should do A in such-and-such a way, and that it is the same approach we should bring to B, and that it is the same trade-off we should make with regards to C… it doesn’t _just_ let me anticipate when D comes around that he’d argue for that same path forward, but it also signals to me that someone will have my _back_ at the Politburo conference if I go for it. You can’t control all the details, because you don’t have time to be in touch with all the details, to give sign-off at the level it’d take. You need to figure out how you need other people to deal with the details, and you need to represent that to them over and over and over again – not just so they understand what you’ve said, not just so they come to agree with it, not just so they can apply it in novel situations in your absence, but so they know they can count on _you_ for it. * * * What would it look like to value clarity in signaling? How do we fail to put our cards on the table at times when it’d make it easier for everyone around us? The flash of counter-intuitive insight, the unexpected take: you need those, too, but you can’t _run_ things around them, not at _scale_. Assemble the bigger picture. Repeat it to people. Over and over and over. You are only ever working with the shadow on the wall. 1. Suffice to say for now: this reading recommendation followed a conversation about Seeing Like A State and how we might understand its arguments to be relevant in design of science-engineering collaboration. Ha Ha Boy Do I Have Opinions. ↩

consistency: I would rather work with the hobgoblin (https://maya.land/monologues/2025/08/02/consistency-hobgoblin.html)

02.08.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
new york city parks used to have to have animal sculptures > Henry Stern was the commissioner of the New York City Department of Parks and Recreation for almost 15 years. […] > One of his idiosyncrasies was giving agency employees and many others an individual “park name,” which was to be used in communication by radio or email. Julius Spiegel, a long-time Brooklyn borough commissioner, was called “Mirror,” his last name translated from German. Stern conferred upon himself the name “Starquest.” > Commissioner Stern also directed the department’s designers to include three features in every new or refurbished park; a compass rose, a flagpole with naval-style yard, and an animal-themed sculpture. These components can still be found in some New York City parks, though many were removed during subsequent renovations. Who is being beneficently zany with their power and authority today? Where does the aesthetic arc of the universe bend toward whimsy? I am tired of efficiency as the only public value.

new york city parks used to have to have animal sculptures (https://maya.land/responses/2025/06/30/playground-animals.html)

30.06.2025 07:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more often than my dignity allows me to admit

13.06.2025 05:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I hereby apply conditions to the appropriation of the name promptuary > The promptuary, also known as the card abacus, is a calculating machine invented by the 16th-century Scottish mathematician John Napier and described in his book Rabdologiae in which he also described Napier’s bones. It is an extension of Napier’s bones, using two sets of rods to achieve multi-digit multiplication without the need to write down intermediate results, although some mental addition is still needed to calculate the result. The Google results are pretty bare. They’ll remain bare while it’s only on my unsearchable site, but one knows how these things propagate. So, perhaps even only indirectly: **you’re thinking about getting clever with this name for yourLLM-related project.** You may never see my words here. I cannot stop you from doing anything. And yet: for your choices to not mark you a craven opportunist, a freeloader off others’ curatorial effort, your project must: * not be oriented toward achieving profit * incorporate the sick triangle-shaped mask slips in at least the visual design if not the interactive aspects of the interface * leverage the historical association to somehow get across to people that the confusion of how a calculator works shouldn’t obscure from us that it is operating on inputs and producing outputs just as a human mind might but without any mind involved, that we can ponder the utility of a complicated aid without imparting it a mystique and societal telos, that there are some constituent tasks we may automate away from ourselves in order to go further building on top of them and yet it would render us fools to approach this choice with anything but care or to make ourselves dependent on fussy little papers if our own capabilities of multiplication were to decay, that sharing these grids of numbers and the methods of their operation may be done freely yet provide no insight into their construction or distribution of the power of those who made them, that there are horrible externalities to how this aid was made and while you yourself (you, oh LLM-project doer) might think that incidental to the cleverness of the math or maybe even the uses to which it might be put it’s still there right in front of you and it’s not neutral to ignore it * “It was said that [Napier] would travel about with a black spider in a small box, and that his black cockerel was his familiar spirit.” idk do something with that

I hereby apply conditions to the appropriation of the name promptuary (https://maya.land/responses/2025/06/09/promptuary.html)

09.06.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cute drawing of a 'werewolf': In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch.

Cute drawing of a 'werewolf': In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch.

"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."

08.06.2025 14:43 — 👍 2322    🔁 729    💬 49    📌 121

i have been using halide for years and only basically to circumvent the ios photo processing…. feeling guilty about all other features left entirely unused lol

08.06.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sensible! I have a phobia of subscriptions so I always appreciate the lifetime license option (which I have already talked myself into here 🙈)

08.06.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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(Not Boring) Camera | Pro Camera App Fall in love with photography. Feels like a real camera with more natural photos that need no edits. APPx006

just found this via @goose.art – snazzy as hell, I'm thinking about dropping the $60 on the license! anybody have experience with it?

notbor.ing/product/camera

08.06.2025 20:53 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

btw you CAN bring your straight boyfriend to pride. i'll turn him

03.06.2025 21:19 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
raving memoir This is a long blog post. If you’re not inclined to read something long, please still click through and read the one section the author recommends! For those who believe they _might_ be inclined to read something long, the fact that you’re hanging around _this_ website is enough to make me moderately confident you’ll enjoy it: * It links its multimedia so you can listen to these DJ sets while you read * There is an incidental sick burn about people who stand dead still at indie shows * There is a consideration of recsys and a mention of Mastodon * It discusses the Great Male Renunciation, linking the Wikipedia entry Okay, I feel like I’ve done my main job as a linkblogger here. Here follow some of my “yes, and”s. * * * > Afterwards it brings a lightness of being, and a chill, positive attitude that takes a full day, day and a half, to dissipate. A footnote defends this against the allegation that it’s about drugs. It’s true! And sometimes it lasts a bit longer, even! A really _good_ Friday night can carry me through some point Tuesday morning. * * * > Most importantly, this show taught me that I didn’t have to be totally wasted to be disinhibited, to let loose, and let the music move me. That was a new experience. At my first rave, back in May, I had assumed that I needed to be smashed in order to not be turned off by the environment. And yet here I had had a great time, and didn’t have to get destroyed to do it. “Nemo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit.” Cicero isn’t alone in maligning the sober dancer. I mostly go to shows and sets alone, which requires I maintain my wits about me for tedious reasons of safety. To let loose, you’re more dependent on the energy of the crowd, which is often a transitive dependency on _their_ drinking. It’s annoying to have to wait on a critical mass of people getting Three Drinks In before people start moving enough to get it going. How much of the drinking that happens on any given weekend in America is chemical assistance for those uncomfortable with dancing? If you could force gym classes to get students up to a point of comfort with basic shuffling and shoulder movements before graduating high school, would the world look any different? * * * Demographics! > …x social dynamics while wasted. _There were just way more straight people (men) around. Are the straights OK?_ Eventually, around 1230 or 1am,… > _I felt more uncomfortable around one single dude at the Jamie XX show than I did from all the gay guys who were trying to move around me. Now I am very curious about what a predominantly femme space would be like. Those parties exist, but they seem to be way less common than the gay-man or mixed-queer-space shows._ I accidentally end up at demographically incorrect events by finding them online. Once: mostly folks in their thirties but way too many men. Even in an overall pretty packed crowd they gave me a nice amount of space – the least bruised I’d been in a long time. Contrast: last weekend, gender ratio not great but not rancid, but a too-young crowd. Ow, ow, ow. My conclusion: I don’t want to go out where the early twenties straight guys are. (Not a genre axis by which anything can be filtered, I’m afraid.) Contrast contrast: Reysha Rami, an event discouraging cis het men from buying tickets. _What_ a vibe. Like the cluster of straight women and queers having a good time that you’ll sometimes find mid-front center at a show, except that was the whole venue. If I could do that twice a week, I would. A tech-worker’s ratio corrective. * * * > …er that is normally kept dark. _Every now and then someone at a rave will approach me and say something nice about my dancing._ (My partner says I’m a very goo… > … to not think about how I look. _I’m just moving how my body wants to move. I dance because it feels good. I imagine this is what people are picking up on. Maybe it’s just fun to see someone else have fun._ Why did it take me so long to f… I’m not a good dancer but I get this from people too. There are so many people at any given event radiating insecurity and discomfort that just a. having a good time b. allowing yourself to show that you’re having a good time stands out. (Pitfall: eye contact with strangers interpreted as availability. I need to get some of those y2k shades made prescription.)

raving memoir (https://maya.land/responses/2025/06/02/raving-memoir.html)

02.06.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now im not saying things should never go viral or something like that. but it was curious how a naive technical implementation (showing all replies always is kind of simpler) had a very direct effect: every reply chain effectively was a search procedure for people who can get the most upset online

26.05.2025 17:15 — 👍 83    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 2
paul graham and scott alexander: sounding good doesn't match up with being right “Paul Graham has published a blog post where he is wrong about something” is not a news item so much as expected background radiation of contemporary life. However, I have something specific to say about this one. In this post, he first argues that since the process of editing and rewriting will improve your ideas, even when you’re doing it to improve the prose, “writing that sounds good is more lkely to be right”. He also thinks this goes deeper: > An essay is a cleaned up train of thought, in the same way dialogue is cleaned up conversation, and a train of thought has a natural rhythm. So when an essay sounds good, it’s not merely because it has a pleasing rhythm, but because it has its natural one. Which means you can use getting the rhythm right as a heuristic for getting the ideas right. And not just in principle: good writers do both simultaneously as a matter of course. Often I don’t even distinguish between the two problems. I just think Ugh, this doesn’t sound right; what do I mean to say here? There is a lot that seems facially plausible about this if you spend a lot of time writing! Surely we all have come to find that a draft was wrong-headed in its concepts while contemplating the lengths of its sentences’ clauses. The process described certainly can occur! And yet, if you spend meaningful time _reading_ , you may immediately have thought of counterexamples – thinkers whose writing you find appealing and whose ideas you consider shoddy. Counterexamples in quantities enough to make you suspicious of Graham’s “more likely”. Graham is willing to make acknowledgment that his argument may not seem to, uh, actually hold, by revising his initial claim and waving in the direction of _dishonesty_ : > Better sounding writing is more likely to be internally consistent. If the writer is honest, internal consistency and truth converge. > But while we can’t safely conclude that beautiful writing is true, it’s usually safe to conclude the converse: something that seems clumsily written will usually have gotten the ideas wrong too. So: this version is also bad. It is bad with obvious counterexamples. Surely we all have known someone far more capable of deep and useful insight than of expressing it? _Surely working with**computers** leads one to meet people who can be good at thinking while bad at words??_ On some level, you could view this essay as an attempt to universalize correlations that maybe _do_ emerge if you are a bajillionaire who is constantly being asked to invest money in things. I could believe that these patterns hold for the writing that makes its way into the bubble of Paul Graham, Y Combinator founder. If we buy this, we could spend some time thinking about how this amount of distortion shapes powerful people’s views and how we should thus interpret their Thought Leadership. But I actually want to make a _different_ connection. `garfield-you-are-not-immune-to-propaganda-but-propaganda-is-scratched-out-and-it-says-rhetoric.jpeg` People tend to underestimate how effective good rhetorical technique can be in shaping our perceptions of writing’s underlying arguments. This holds both in our evaluations of other people’s writing, and in our evaluation of our _own_ writing – Graham’s not wrong that “the writer is the first reader”. If I notice something’s off about what I’m writing, I may end up _unintentionally_ wallpapering over mold. I may take a structural flaw in my argument, misperceive it as a flaw of my expression, and cover it over with a nice turn of phrase. Clever wording, examples that don’t quite address the point, helpful structural signposting that mischaracterizes what’s already been said, endless begging the question… You don’t have to be dishonest or insincere to do this1, though I’m sure that’s helpful in its own way. Oh, hey, Scott Alexander is in the post title, huh? I have linked to this recently but let me do so again: Elizabeth Sandifer has this very good close reading of a Scott Alexander essay. (For the purposes of what I mean to cite here, it’s enough to read from “Let’s discuss one of his best regarded essays, then and look at how it functions.” to “You can see why he is not a thinker worth taking seriously.”) The close reading illustrates really well what I mean about how writing can obscure what one’s actually saying. Why am I pulling in Scott Alexander when I’m not more of his ilk than of Graham’s? Prose being smoothed-over _doesn’t_ mean ideas are good – and _I like the way the guy’s prose reads_! For my sins, I read his summary of Seeing Like A State before actually reading the real thing. The rhythms of sentences, the high-low thing that STEM folks sometimes do where you get a bit of verbal frippery next to a bit of IKEA-instructions-level bluntness, the measures of glibness and meta epistemic musing – these are to my taste2. If I were going to extend some favorable prior to ideas because of likeable _prose_ , his would get it! And yet: in the bit I’m highlighting, Sandifer dissects really well how his rhetoric isn’t a presentation layer of a sound argument but rather a scarecrow just giving the impression that _yeah, there’s totally a living breathing argument hanging around in this field somewhere._ I think that’s not disconnected. I do not think you need to believe Scott Alexander is writing in particularly good faith, but I bet you can arrive at that scarecrow in good faith by perceiving something is wrong about what you’ve written (because you haven’t made your argument) and fixing what you perceive as wrong by adding rhetoric. So: I find it good to be _extra_ skeptical of ideas expressed by prose that I like, that _feels_ clear and flowing. On a subconscious level, one probably can’t _help_ but overweight arguments in packages one finds appealing3, and it’s better to brace oneself a bit against that effect. 1. I am not so very old but one thing that has become much clearer to me since I was, say, college-age is that people believe their own shit almost all of the time. There is no floor to what people can make themselves believe. No matter how preposterous the piece of nonsense, how transparent the self-interest in the sales pitch, if you can imagine that it would be _easier_ for someone to make that pitch if they themselves believed it – then a decent amount of the time they probably do to some extent. Besides, even just as an analytical lens: if you go about in life changing your judgment of “they can’t possibly believe that” to “what would have to have gone wrong here for this person to believe that” you will find many more interesting lines of questioning that asserting disingenuousness would close down. ↩ 2. To my taste in about the same way that this pay-by-weight sushi place is. I have developed the comparison somewhat further in my head but will spare you, kind reader of footnotes. ↩ 3. For a less tendentious example, I probably find David Bentley Hart way more persuasive than I would if he weren’t doing a virtuosic kind of bloggery in his writing. I’m okay with that, though. ↩

paul graham and scott alexander: sounding good doesn't match up with being right (https://maya.land/responses/2025/05/26/sounding-good-being-right-paul-graham-scott-alexander.html)

26.05.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have eaten dozens of Seattle dogs and never in my life have I seen one served with jalapenos or cabbage. It's cream cheese, caramelized onions, Sriracha. Maybe green onions. Also, they absolutely fuck

25.05.2025 07:44 — 👍 25    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

Just saw this interview where the question was “how far do you think we are from having AI operate as a junior engineer 24/7?”

I cannot stress enough that I would pay a reasonable fee to 𝘯𝘰𝘵 have an unsupervised junior engineer operating 24/7 in our codebase.

24.05.2025 01:25 — 👍 1344    🔁 124    💬 40    📌 21

What are some features of personal sites that you've found to be pretty cool? (can even shout out something on your own site)

Things like `/uses`, or `/status`, or little whimsical things

21.05.2025 16:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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this is what they (the normans) took from you

18.05.2025 09:31 — 👍 6406    🔁 933    💬 187    📌 82

Phoenichts

17.05.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am shocked that this post doesn’t already have four replies doing the “Perl is a write-only language” thing

17.05.2025 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"

16.05.2025 02:35 — 👍 3063    🔁 537    💬 77    📌 77
Vanity Fair:

But their defense also hinges on the argument that the individual books themselves are, essentially, worthless—one expert witness for Meta describes that the influence of a single book in LLM pretraining “adjusted its performance by less than 0.06% on industry standard benchmarks, a meaningless change no different from noise.” Furthermore, Meta says, that while the company “has invested hundreds of millions of dollars in LLM development,” they see no market in paying authors to license their books because “for there to be a market, there must be something of value to exchange, but none of Plaintiffs works has economic value, individually, as training data.”

Vanity Fair: But their defense also hinges on the argument that the individual books themselves are, essentially, worthless—one expert witness for Meta describes that the influence of a single book in LLM pretraining “adjusted its performance by less than 0.06% on industry standard benchmarks, a meaningless change no different from noise.” Furthermore, Meta says, that while the company “has invested hundreds of millions of dollars in LLM development,” they see no market in paying authors to license their books because “for there to be a market, there must be something of value to exchange, but none of Plaintiffs works has economic value, individually, as training data.”

Ah, the "Tic Tacs contain 0g of sugar" defence

21.04.2025 08:54 — 👍 507    🔁 90    💬 28    📌 10
I feel like the best system for knowledge mgmt is the one you come up with for yourself because then it fits your idiosyncratic habits & you're emotionally committed to it due to sunk cost

I feel like the best system for knowledge mgmt is the one you come up with for yourself because then it fits your idiosyncratic habits & you're emotionally committed to it due to sunk cost

10.05.2025 14:12 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
mirror selfie: white woman with waist-length wavy red-violet-brownish hair, Bayonetta glasses, and sick-as-fuck all-black outfit that involves a printed velvet crop top over a dress. spiked chain earrings. microbangs. a nose that communicates clearly There Has Been No Nose Job Here. there’s a moon popsocket on the phone being used to take the picture.

mirror selfie: white woman with waist-length wavy red-violet-brownish hair, Bayonetta glasses, and sick-as-fuck all-black outfit that involves a printed velvet crop top over a dress. spiked chain earrings. microbangs. a nose that communicates clearly There Has Been No Nose Job Here. there’s a moon popsocket on the phone being used to take the picture.

as you’d expected

06.05.2025 05:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
shower music: piri & tommy One thing you’re not supposed to admit to: not enjoying basic activities of hygiene maintenance. I get that it’s suspect. I swear to you I _do_ shower enough, but the whole process (the hair removal! the exfoliation, body and facial! the shampoo-rinse-shampoo-rinse-conditioner-rinsing!) is to me tedious at its core, and I know few enough of you all in real life to be able to admit it here. So: I bought a Bluetooth speaker that claims enough waterproofness for my own plausible deniability to use it in the shower. This then opens up an important soundtracking opportunity. What is the right music to propel one through the emotional deadness of a shower1? You might think it’d be similar to generally energizing music in other circumstances, but anything that carries an edge of irritation or aggression (lol) does not seem to pair well. Enter piri & tommy! I get that it’s drum and bass, but is it UK garage? From the contents of various YouTube mixes, I’d _guess_ so, but I am fumbling for cultural referents in this space. I’ll reach for aesthetic comparison for those as ignorant as I: https://www.tumblr.com/y2kaestheticinstitute/180467353394/pronitron-17250-crt-display-1999-spotted-in-the Anyway, the speaker has great sound for the purpose, the whole `froge.mp3` album is great, and there’s a lot about dance music I still need to learn before I don’t sound stupid talking about it in public. But: my hair is clean! 1. _Don’t_ let’s observe that this says a-lot-and-none-of-it-good about my own ability to sit with my own thoughts: any natural acedia in this context leads to obscene water use before everything necessary gets done. ↩

shower music: piri & tommy (https://maya.land/responses/2025/05/05/ukg-piri-tommy.html)

05.05.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re more likely to interrogate your models if you make them explicit.

04.05.2025 19:35 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

i am a published author in excellent physical condition who cooks and also maintains a number of interesting hobbies yet i am constantly discriminated against in the dating world for my belief that mice have big banquets underground where they drink dandelion wine out of cups made from acorns

04.05.2025 02:46 — 👍 1273    🔁 89    💬 24    📌 6

this is unironically what it feels like anytime someone suggests tailwind instead of just learning to use CSS

03.05.2025 19:07 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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