Melanie Low

Toad in the hole.

I have a senior role at my company, have attended many leadership training seminars, and learned all the leadership philosophies and buzzwords. None of them work as well as simply asking myself "what would an arsehole do in this situation?" and then doing the exact opposite.

You could have Klinefelter syndrome

I was part of the crowd that stormed the track when Mansell won at Silverstone.

A shit parent either way.

Meow 😸

You didn’t lie. It was you. It’s a really lame reason not to be interested in someone.

It was the cause. The dumped guy sent the offending text on the way to the date.

Love little finches 😍 plus being number 1000 to 🤍 the post gave me a lovely dopamine boost!

I don’t make the rules 😕

Same

Which is?

Meme: Drawing of a baby rabbit wearing an armoured helmet and leaf armour shawl, carrying a book under one arm, holding a spear with a teapot, hooked onto the metal spearhead that is trident shaped.

Good morning rebels...

I think it was Billy Connelly who said something about just wanting to be a politician should automatically ban you from being one, and he definitely had a point.

I stopped watching Novara when Michael was so derisory about the idea of defunding the police. What’s so funny about stopping the funding to turn US cops into soldiers and funding mental health services?

It wasn’t E.on, was it? Got a reprimand from my manager for taking 10 mins to get a coffee when I’d dragged myself into work after having a night of negative selftalk so bad I wanted to shoot myself. When I ended up off work as a result, I got a written warning.

I used to be a swinger. Bumped into a friend’s brother in law. Told him ‘[Friend] doesn’t know I do this.’ To which he replied ‘She doesn’t know I do either’. I didn’t care if she knew I did but wanted to sensitive approach the subject that I wouldn’t tell on him.

Today is International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia.

As a gay man, I lived through Section 28. I remember how painful it was.

Now, the culture war targeting trans people, questioning their right to even exist, feels even crueller.

Solidarity. Always. 🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.

Is that a cock sandwich? Urban dictionary says it’s 2 mouths 1 cock.

That only a little over 1 a day

Do some Duolingo while you’re in the pub.

Maybe he should return the ‘favour’!?!

No but you clearly are.

Strudel also likes attention 👀

Ewww are you one of those creepy men who hang around the glory holes and dark rooms hoping to get some action because your vibe is off and everyone says no to you?