Jesse

5 days without coffee… screwed up this morning and brewed a fresh cup of what i thought was decaf. nooooope 🧨💢‼️

the recent incident of the guy with a samsung ring having to visit the ER to have his spicy ring cut off is exactly what came to mind with this “trade off”. the risk isn’t talked about enough

Yay michael!

I watched the monologue on youtube. if someone would post the transcript with these headlines there will be a lot of head scratching and raised eyebrows. Journalists should do better.

look! my silly teenager doodles can be upscaled to silly AI doodles!

Milkman - Circle Of Fifths : Milkman : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Circle Of Fifths is Milkman's sophomore mashup release.

I’m just discovering 'webamp'. That is, someone made an HTML5 version of winamp and archive.org is using it 🤯

Having the official WH account post like that is unreal.

“I’m not even sure it’s legal! We contracted for the price on delivery,” he told the magazine. “If your price of fuel goes up or your truck breaks down, that’s not my problem! That’s what the contract’s for.”

I’m sure there’s *some* Trump voters in Upstate New York who expected this.

#hisproblem

When finally getting staff parking feels like winning the lottery #ottcity yay \o/

Waaaaaaaahhhhhh uwu ✨

A lot of—I’m assuming, kids—are complaining about the prices of the new nintendo games. 30 years ago, adjusted for inflation, Nintendo games were about $120 USD each.

I’m not justifying it, just adding perspective. I think it’s crazy that my parents spent that much for me to play Donkey Kong!

I do not know how I maintain the muscle memory of both Windows and Mac keyboard combos.

I can’t even recall what I had for breakfast most days.

Who’s up for some SC2?

Some pretty good nostalgia right here
#pokemon

Ottawa doctor helping to bring back old treatment for new problems An Ottawa doctor’s race to treat patient fighting an artificial joint infection using phage therapy could spark a Canadian resurgence.

“Health Canada approved its one-time use after Azad warned the patient would likely die without the experimental treatment. It worked.”

#bacteriophage #phagetherapy
#ottawa

ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa-...

Thank you for sharing.

My dad suddenly died when he was 39 but it was a cerebral aneurysm.

His death and stories like these have turned me into a bit of a hypochondriac over the years—working in pathology hasn’t helped either.

I hope his friends and family find peace.

Ah the moral ambiguity of being apathetic to the murder of a health insurance ceo

I just cashed out $400 I had built up using a new daily cash back card I’ve had since mid-august.

I have no idea why people on the canadian finance subs are so against neo. The Neo World Elite seems like a no brainer to me. $400 in less than 4 months—free money.

Also Amex can gf’d.

There’s too many gym workout apps out there but this one caught my eye for this simple feature.

Look! A PLATE CALCULATOR

I don’t know why but when I’m working out I cannot do simple math.

#strengthlog app

your screenshot in the post foiled my muted words. that’s all i care about.

You apparently care since you took the effort to share.

Have a pleasant day

Bluesky can mute words. Narwhal 2 for reddit has a filter feature (but it’s paid). Now hopefully that dials down the rage/clickbait for the next 4 years.

I don’t care much about whatever pine is, but the way @wealthsimple.bsky.social identified the banks was so amusing I thought I’d annotate and share

I petition for the big banks to officially rename themselves as such. Big fan of Royal Blue Bank.

Took the plunge with the #ios18 public beta. First thing I did was disable the damned lock screen flashlight.

Finally.

Today is a very special day. #happybirthday to all you leap year babies 😝

Ahh bliss. Every social media platform should have this. the first word added to the list begins with a T and ends with RUMP.

this article saved me some sanity. found the setting that was driving me nuts.

timnash.co.uk/macos-restar...

my router looks like that villain’s head from Thor: Ragnarok

I need a fridge emoji.

the Shortcuts App makes this more simple. Just save a Shortcut with the "Lock the screen" action. Set it as a Quick Action and run it that way with a keyboard shortcut.