Cindy

Fertility treatment is a curse: one of my Sims had two sets of twins in a row.

Got a new job inventing the algorithm-safe euphemisms. Blood is now “inside juice”.

Social services took the kids and the horse. I'm sending this save to the void where it belongs.

That's not the only baby either: Bubbles had twins.

A Sims 3 screenshot: a grey ghost wearing cargo shorts and a beanie is hovering in front of a crib. The crib contains a baby swaddled in pink, and a red and yellow doll with a round light above its head.

Oh, fuck my life!

Tumblr poll from “lesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

Most video game horses are a bit janky, I think? But in the Sims they're essentially cryptids...

Apparently Bubbles is mayor of Appaloosa Plains now?

I reset Bubbles and cleaned up my save and the game's functional again but?? Idk, the horse still seems fucked up.

I adopted a horse and the horse broke my game, fml.

today will be beautiful

She's a freak in every timeline and I love that for her.

He's an ELDERLY mime...

"Or you could stop saying 'horny' every two seconds?" Listen, I will never do that.

Porn bots need to let me use my favourite word in peace.

Of course Bubbles would be horny for mimes.

God, it's not the Sims unless someone pisses their pants. 🙄

I know the point of this challenge is to have babies but I'd also like to acquire a horse...

Bubbles 2.0 wants to go into politics. RIP Appaloosa Plains...

I may or may not have started an ISBI Challenge with Bubbles as my founder.

Spider Man and Sauron meme YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE! YOU COULD USE IT TO ADVANCE THE PLOT! vs BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADVANCE THE PLOT. I WANT THE CHARACTERS TO FUCK I am on Sauron’s side obvs

Monsters who are also monsterfuckers are so wholesome and valid.

Bubbles was being treated like a live-in babysitter so I married her off to a rich, old werewolf.

Kristina had twins: I gave one the good trait and one the evil trait because I thrive on chaos, lol.

Nina and Dina are both vampires in this save, which I love for them.

The Shores aren't a legacy household, but I find it takes two or three generations generations to properly fuck a neighbourhood up.

Felix married Nina Caliente and moved out, so I guess that makes Wayne the heir?

A Sims 3 screenshot. A woman with grey hair wearing a lemon yellow hoodie is talking to a translucent red ghost with a pale orange mullet and glowing eyes.

Dude died of thirst and his ghost is terrifying.

What an absolute knob; I'm so glad you blocked him.