Cindy

I'm such a sucker for the "fondness/romance blossoming out of a marriage of convenience" trope. It gets me every time.

Not Georgette Heyer making me tear up on a Wednesday morning.

I'm going to die surrounded by increasingly esoteric special interest books about men I don't even like.

History books are so fucking dangerous; novels never pull this shit with me.

Help, the Nelson book I just finished had a list of other Nelson books at the back.

In one episode a guy gets a hundred lashes and walks it off. Like, no.

I'm also watching the Sharpe TV show. It's not nearly as violent or gross as the books.

I've read every single Sherlock Holmes book, and now I'm on Poirot. That's how my August went.

Ladies, when you get an unsolicited dick pic, here's your response

People posting about how they’ve never seen em dashes used before the rise of ChatGPT are really great at telling folks they’ve never read a book before.

W/e, he can keep sending her stuff if he wants to.

Bubbles is in a bit of a sugar baby situation with Thornton Wolff. It's wild b/c he doesn't even like her...

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

A Sims 3 screenshot: a woman in an aqua athletic jacket with ultramarine hair looms over a man with ginger hair in a magician's outfit. The man is standing in a puddle of his own pee.

A Sims 3 screenshot: a woman with ultramarine hair smiles a scared smile while a man with ginger hair wearing a magician's hat grimaces behind her.

She has such normal friends.

I've started a new ISBI challenge: Bubbles 3.0 is already homewrecking.

Fertility treatment is a curse: one of my Sims had two sets of twins in a row.

Got a new job inventing the algorithm-safe euphemisms. Blood is now “inside juice”.

Social services took the kids and the horse. I'm sending this save to the void where it belongs.

That's not the only baby either: Bubbles had twins.

A Sims 3 screenshot: a grey ghost wearing cargo shorts and a beanie is hovering in front of a crib. The crib contains a baby swaddled in pink, and a red and yellow doll with a round light above its head.

Oh, fuck my life!

Tumblr poll from “lesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

Most video game horses are a bit janky, I think? But in the Sims they're essentially cryptids...

Apparently Bubbles is mayor of Appaloosa Plains now?

I reset Bubbles and cleaned up my save and the game's functional again but?? Idk, the horse still seems fucked up.

I adopted a horse and the horse broke my game, fml.

today will be beautiful

She's a freak in every timeline and I love that for her.

He's an ELDERLY mime...

"Or you could stop saying 'horny' every two seconds?" Listen, I will never do that.