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Saw a snow plow stuck on the side of the road today. Who’s supposed to rescue him

No, you’re not supposed to like my *retweets*!

we could all be living simple lives of camaraderie, nourishment and contemplation but instead they forced unto us into this:

me at 2:37am quietly turning on the microwave light nope that’s the vent fan

It’s the most ridiculous thing that the government isn’t supposed to search without a particularized warrant BUT we allow corporations to access information about ourselves that we don’t even know and just hand that to whomever, whenever, warrant-free. You seriously think the Founders wanted *that*?

There once was a mayor, whom fate
had handed a mighty mandate

Is it possible for me to care less about something? 🧐
Theoretically, yes

Designs by Carlotta Bonnecaze for the Krewe of Proteus' parades in the #NewOrleans #MardiGras parade, 1880s and 90s. See more wonderful designs from the “golden age” of Mardi Gras here: publicdomainreview.org/essay/i...

Oh well!

…but of course the server is down

Skunk cabbage Because it is soon, it has a private and quiet spring. Before the birds come, before another leaf or flower, it flowers; and bees come there and enter and leave, thick with pollen. Foetid, even in the thin chill of a wintry spring, it stinks of livingness, rawness. Its color also is of skin rubbed raw by wind, by cold, by sun, and the flesh showing through. It is the flesh responding to warmth, to sun, to the first spring. It looks like tenderness, the way it curves upward and beaks over to cover within.

happy birthday to one of my favorite poets of all time, William Bronk

“Beet custard à la Zeno,” some are calling it. 👨‍🍳

I’ve found it, the perfect allegory for (or, perhaps more defensibly, a perfect analogue to) A.i.

[logging off] i am taking my talents to real life

*extremely Puritan voice*

Das ist sehr gouda

Ach!

Nichts nur KIslop, oder?! 🧐

A fake diagram that's a complete mess of nonsense. There's nothing really to digest from it, except the center which says "The nexus of uncertainty"

every first pass at a diagram on google slides

Divide the half into two parts, adding the half to the other half

The funny thing about this is that we never talk about the Beatles

It’s just one of those things that makes one feel stupid 👍

I keep thinking this looks like a simple-enough recipe, but then I look closer and quickly lose count of how many halves (of halves (of halves?)) we’re supposed to be working with

Think on your sins, America.

I can't imagine anyone having a trajectory like this today

6yo: Mommy, you’ve had this for like 200 years

Wife: I have not had it for 200 years. I think someone bought it in the '70s

6yo (thoughtful): In the ‘70s, the Beatles were still together

Would people stop talking about being on a path toward technofeudalism? We’re there. The thing ahead is feudalism.

*unchartered] uncharted
www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/unch...

It's unchartered, but we can see the terrain: the territory ahead includes masked secret police taking people to concentration camps but not new vaccines. That's our reward for a system in which fewer than 20 people, all of them deranged and malicious, control over $3 trillion.