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Brandon Bishop

@brandontbishop.bsky.social

Seismologist, investigates the Andes and subduction zones, currently complexly affiliated with St. Louis University and looking for new projects. Replies to my geoscience posts that include ChatGPT content get hidden and get your account blocked.

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From what I can tell, they believe AI csn find everything.

07.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*insert mandatory Yellow Turban quote here*

07.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Jay is claiming she came up with the name Bluesky despite it being named that by Jack Dorsey in 2019 before she was even brought into the project???

07.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, they went with 蓝倩 and *not* 苍倩???

07.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay to hear him do

"Did you.... girl-boss.... too close... to the Sun!!!"

07.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain started reading these like William Shatner would recite them--most of these work that way....

07.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re gonna need a cbs news pitchbot pretty soon

07.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1613    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 5
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Accurately estimating source, path and site effects improves strong ground motion simulations. To that end, a new #BSSA paper presents a novel spectral inversion method designed to account for variations in attenuation structures. βš’οΈ

pubs.geoscienceworld.org/ssa/bssa/art...

07.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your other reminder is you don’t owe anybody anything on social media. If some rando is hassling you or giving off bad vibes block their ass. There are billions of people out there you don’t owe them all any of your time

07.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need the entire population of Sweden to call Avi Loeb.

07.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom ALT: a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom

Physics Nobel announcement tomorrow.

If you know and dislike a famous physicist, this is the day of the year to call them up in the middle of the night, wait 10 seconds, and then do you best Swedish Chef impression...

06.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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Plan to Reflect Sunlight to Power Solar Panels at Night Upsets Astronomers Reflect Orbital aims to launch its first of a planned 4,000 satellites into orbit next year. Scientists worry that it would be β€œruinous” for research.

Whisper: Maybe we should stop messing with the radiative balance of Earth.

07.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 18
Heading says "Tale of two rivers: North and South Loup Rivers, Nebraska." Maps of the stream network within basins of the North Loup River upstream from Taylor, and the South Loup River upstream from St. Michael. The North Loup, in the Sandhills dune field, has a very sparse drainage network (low drainage density). The South Loup, in thick loess terrain, has a dense drainage network

Heading says "Tale of two rivers: North and South Loup Rivers, Nebraska." Maps of the stream network within basins of the North Loup River upstream from Taylor, and the South Loup River upstream from St. Michael. The North Loup, in the Sandhills dune field, has a very sparse drainage network (low drainage density). The South Loup, in thick loess terrain, has a dense drainage network

Plot of daily discharge for the South and North Loup rivers, 1940s to 2024. The South Loup has large spikes of discharge separated by intervals of minimal flow. The North Loup has much steadier flow.

Plot of daily discharge for the South and North Loup rivers, 1940s to 2024. The South Loup has large spikes of discharge separated by intervals of minimal flow. The North Loup has much steadier flow.

A tale of two rivers, acting the way you would expect them to, based on their basins.

(not the full basin of each river, used the parts above gages at Taylor and St. Michael which are roughly the same area)

07.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Genre borrowing in Chinese digital culture: Narrative imagination and grassroots storytelling on social media - Guobin Yang, 2025 A notable feature in Chinese digital culture is its playful style. Memes, jokes, parodies, and coded language of all sorts abound on social media. While researc...

This is fascinating! Sima Qian is surely making a comeback! People wrote Shiji-style biographies of Li Wenliang during Wuhan lockdown - my piece on this is just out, open-access journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...

06.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a seasonal thing that the Canadian justices do every year or species replacement as result of climate change?

07.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHATGPT IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE AN β€œOPERATING SYSTEM”, CALL IT THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL STAB YOU

07.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4

Pritzker is also furious: β€œShould National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”

07.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13300    πŸ” 4103    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 254

lol this entire era of politics has proven to me that rules are indeed fake

07.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2050    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 28

lol all of the gatekeepers are actually not so bright but also they're cruel and powerful which is why we have to care

07.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you talk about the western 1/2 of the US without mentioning water *storage*?

07.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea

07.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

If anyone from the UN wants to talk, here’s a nice summary. The astronomy community does NOT endorse this proposal, just take it from one of THE EXPERTS on ISOs with Rubin. Meg (and many others) has helped the community plan for +10yrs for these kinds of studies.

06.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Art by Charles R. Knight

Art by Charles R. Knight

Art by Jay Matternes

Art by Jay Matternes

Screen capture from Prehistoric Park

Screen capture from Prehistoric Park

Art by Rudolf Hima

Art by Rudolf Hima

Forget King Kong, forget Spinosaurus. In honor of the 120th anniversary of the naming of Tyrannosaurus rex...we’re going to bash our cheap plastic dinosaur toys together and talk about a fight between T. rex and Triceratops.

(Artist credits in alt-text)

06.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

this is a very very big story because of the apparently totally fake story ICE/DHS put out about what happened.

06.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5342    πŸ” 1900    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 65

I still can't believe that the word "tax break" ended up a banned word in *any* part of a Republican administration.

07.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to keep saying "this is fascism" until this platform inevitably bans the word fascism, and then I'm going to leave

06.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

continued:
tile drainage
pyrolysis
understudied
victim
water distribution
water management
water storage
water treatment (RFK loves his sewer water?)
water quality
woman
women

07.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Government's Growing Banned Words List Is Chilling Act of Censorship Banned words list 2025: The federal government is banning a growing number of words to comply with executive orders from President Trump.

Banned words that you'd not expect:
autism
Cancer Moonshot
clean water
community
continuum
definition
diesel
elderly
evidence-based
fetus
geothermal
historically
institutional
key people
nuclear energy/power
peanut allergy
prefabricated housing
promote
rural water
science-based
stem cell
tax break

07.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Science-based? Evidence-based?

07.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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