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Kat Arnsby

@thebaffer.bsky.social

prolly gonna be rude to you using my full government name

33 Followers  |  43 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.822

Latest posts by thebaffer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Good rule of thumb, and probably good advice: if I have to spend >5 minutes talking on the phone with a business, then that business has already lost me as a customer.

17.05.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If your post has the words "a study showed XXX to be true/false" and the study is not linked in the post then no it did not.

10.04.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad.

22.02.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We did farming.
We did industry.
We did science.
We did medicine.
We did tech.
We did space.

We are clever.

We fight most of our wars and kill each other over conflicting opinions about sky fairies.

Can anyone make it make sense please?

22.02.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My employer will be thrilled that I spend the morning discovering how capable the enterprise version of ChatGPT is of doing exactly that.

03.02.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Europe, we call these people "Monarchs".

03.02.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unpopular opinion?

Stop complaining about the cost of TV apps!

2nd hand books are dirt cheap...

13.12.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I hate all pronouns" to discussing the power structures of smell in modern and contemporary literature is quite the short-term intellectual shift for the Twitter right.

And people try to suggest literary theory has no value outside academia.

04.12.2024 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can learn Italian and "American English" at the same time.

Oh good.

03.12.2024 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Health Optimisation Bros:

I respect your gym ethic but could you all stop protein-shake-farting in the office?

Entire gaff smells like mouldy malt drinks.

Absolutely NOT optimal for my health.

28.11.2024 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to say it, but since the average IQ dropped over on Twitter, it's getting funnier.

23.11.2024 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why I downloaded it originally!

Never played rouguelikes before, but it's just brilliant!

21.11.2024 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a poker player, I'll tell you it basically has nothing to do with poker except the hand rankings.

If you know what a flush and a straight are- you know enough.

21.11.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

140hrs in and zero completions on gold deck.

Stupid, brilliant, hateful game which I love.

21.11.2024 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
stop immigration so we can take care
of our own

im starving. 

fuck off.

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

21.11.2024 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 70869    πŸ” 10919    πŸ’¬ 797    πŸ“Œ 415
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a man speaking into a microphone with the words waffle waitress sees bill reading a book " hey what you reading for " ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words waffle waitress sees bill reading a book " hey what you reading for "

If you are reading and someone keeps trying talking to you it's okay to FUCKING STAB THEM REPEATEDLY, right?

21.11.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a chronic 'save to desktop' person, perhaps getting a second monitor was a poor choice.

20.11.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 3

LOVING IT 🀣

Might be my new favourite genre of comedy!!

21.11.2024 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hilarious seeing a few right wing here making the same type of @ reply comments as they did on X and just getting ignored 🀣

Not as much fun without the bots who are programmed to find you entertaining, eh?

19.11.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/2

Clarkson in The Times 2021"avoiding inheritance tax was critical in my decision to buy a farm".

He sunk Β£4.5m into a farm primarily to dodge tax. Remember that when he pleads poverty.

19.11.2024 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with four movies

19.11.2024 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arrival is one of the best movies ever made imo!!!

19.11.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading is a political act.
Books are tools for liberation.

17.11.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3739    πŸ” 630    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 20

Yes, octogenarian women have 11 vaginas. ffs, Ned, did you not go to school??

18.11.2024 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear ya; in my case, from a greater number of orifices as the years pass.

18.11.2024 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best thing about this app so far is the apparent lack of ads telling me billionaires have a book list that will "change my life".

Change my life with money, billionaires, or shuddup.

18.11.2024 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if not sex dungeon why porn sofa?

18.11.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf

Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.

13.11.2024 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52876    πŸ” 6444    πŸ’¬ 420    πŸ“Œ 271

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